My work have accidentally been given a buffet we didn't order
so I'm filling my pockets with samosas, bhajis, sandwiches, mini toad in the holes and cakes.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pockets arsehole
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Officelol

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

they taste better that way

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I wish things like that happened in my office.
or the free fruit thing, I want free fruit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oh there's fruit too
little skewers with kiwi and melon on them, and sugar-coated grapes. It's just not as easy to squeeze them up my poop chute
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Surely the grapes would be quite at home
with the haemorrhoids?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I've never had haemorrhoids
because my backside has always been unbelievably tight
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Nah, that can't be right
I've had them but people are forever calling me a tight arse.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

At my job last summer
There was a biscuit cupboard which was always kept well stocked, and a 'fancy biscuit' cupboard, which were only meant for clients. No-one seemed to heed this rule.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I hear Bruce Willis is set to play you in the film
and we were meant to be together
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)