I learned two new moves in pole last night so I'm quite impressed with myself
although I'm paying for it today, I can't lift my coffee with my left arm and I can't look over my right shoulder.

Other than that I'm pretty happy because it's Friday and I don't have to go anywhere or see anyone this weekend so I can get lots of productive things done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry Kitty
productive things masturbating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I was going to do that one
but it was too easy!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

See above conversation
one all weekend
easy sticky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Pfft!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Don't listen to the nasty boys
I'd love to see you pole dancing. I wish I could do it, but I'm too heavy and clumsy for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Pole dancing per se doesn't excite me much
unless the dancer disrobes, of course.

But I was on a stag do in Prague once, and there was one girl who was particularly good at it. She was swinging around, hanging on with her legs, a good 10 feet above ground. Very impressive athleticism.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I can do that
*smugs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

POIDH!
*awaits*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

ha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I'm still jealousing
over your legs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

but if you look here and here *points*
you'll note distinct lack of boobage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

*does not look*
*accepts word alone*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I'd swap any day

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I don't think I'd know what to do with your boobs
I'd probably fall over a lot
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Get them out?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think we'd need a higher resolution photo to be sure
But I can definitely see some sort of tit-like bulge in the pic above. So I wouldn't worry if I were you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Dude
Those are her massive balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

On her chest?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

They're so big and heavy
That they move through her body, barging her organs out the way. What you're seeing is gravity causing them to sink down her inverse body, and the picture was snapped just before she nearly choked on them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

stop drawing attention to it!
*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry, but I've got to ask
When you go upside down, do your massive balls sinking through your body cause you to make an odd 'Moo'ing noise like those tubes you could buy as a kid?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That's a bit cruel
Kitty's got rather a nice body, from that picture.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I could say something mean here
Or I could bring out the Pandatron.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

You could use the medium of mouseover
Not that I'd do such a thing on any of my posts, of course.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I always forget about mouseovers
Can't be bothered to do them though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

she has a very cool tattoo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

This is true
And is tactful and doesn't provoke the Pandatron. 10 points.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I don't need to pander to kitty
we have an understanding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

You don't pander to anyone

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

stop pandering to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Ok

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I don't think you can call
this an "understanding"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

is that your first post today?
if so, I applaud you for getting right in there with some amusing and insulting.

how's the flat situation?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

it is,
you patronising cunt.

But off work today to do some flat stuff, they've backed down on charging me access to my stuff. That is the only good news, they are woefully ignorant of the law it's just pathetic, I did a FSA search and the company are affiliated with companies like "Phone-for-loan" and all this, some proper legitimate people.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I actually meant that :-P
that's a pain. That means they are more likely to be staffed entirely by cunts and morons, which can't help your situation. Do you reckon they are likely to let you back in till the end of the contract?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

It's based in manchester too so judging from the manc residents on here
it's a certainty.

They've designed the whole process to stop the shit getting to the top, swipe has offered to ring up drunk on rum which will at least stop them fobbing me off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

rswipe phoning up drunk is bound to put the frighteners on them
hope you get some kind of satisfactory resolution from it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

bert's gonna get well stroppy if he sees you say that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

What?
You've got an amazing leg jutting out from your chest!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

yeah my legs do go all the way up.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

just the one though :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I could try Paint Mashing another in?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I'm highly impressed!
*sit back in impressed manner*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

are you doing that impressed nodding and smiling thing
I hope so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I am actually
It takes me all my time to climb over a gate.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

You making this far too easy for me
nodding and smiling furious masturbation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That too

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Do you sometimes yell out "PHSYICS ! I DEFFY YOU !" when you do things like that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

hahaha last night I fell off
and said "you win again gravity"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Hah, that's ace.
Do you know that song "Keep Defying Gravity", from the Wicked soundtrack? I can't imagine that being very good for your sort of dance, but you might be able to do something with that.

What's your main song you do your dancing to?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Careful mate
Knowledge of musical theatre will quickly see you tarred with the pink brush. Great song, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I don't mind admitting I love me a bit of theater.
I love the big amazing sets, the music and dancing, the over priced but obligatory bottles of coke and packet of minstrals, going to a nice bite to eat somewhere before or after, talking about it on the tube back, the sense of humour.... everything about it. I don't go nearly enough.

Anything, from huge productions to a man in drag walking around a pub singing "These boots are made for walking".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Bumder radar (BumDAR) appears to have picked up two signals over in this quadrant...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Unfortunately my dance classes are dominated by pop music
but when I'm practicing I just put on stuff with a good beat, Marilyn Manson is really good to dance to and so is NIN. Emilie Autumn is good if I'm feeling in a ballet type mood.

Lady GaGa is actualy brilliant to dance to, annoyingly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Lady Gaga is brilliant, that's why
If I still ran my cyber/industrial night, I am certain that Bad Romance would fill the floor.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Oh man, I've not listened to Manson in years and years, I don't normally like shouty music, but he's alright.
I like that "I'm a ain't a slave, to a good, that doesn't exist" song, or that album with loads of songs like "Hate song", "love song", "walking down the street minding my own buisness song".

Cool, Lady GaGa ain't to bad music wise, I ain't into all the fasson stuff she is, but her music is alright. I can imagine pop is in order of the day. Maybe it would be a good idea to get in touch with a musical person and see if they can make some sort of trance song specially for you, so you can say things like "I want a fast bit here, slow bit there, now I want a build up to....". Then you could flog the single down the clubs.

0o00o0o0oh, you could do a website with instructional videos and sell a few different poles that people can buy. Donno if something like that exists, but if it doesn't, it'll be quite a good thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I really like her music, again, annoyingly
because I usually avoid the charts, but she's got some catchy shit.

I considered instructional video stuff, I need to get a website up to advertise my classes first, but Wiggy's doing another project at the moment so it's on hold.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I CANT TELL HOW SOFT YOUR SKIN IS FROM THAT PHOTO
CAN YOU SEND ME SOME???
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

haha gross

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I can hang upside down by my legs from a pole too
Want pics?
Edit: OK, I sincerely doubt I can whatever magical David Blaine levitational black voodoo that Kitty can obviously do in that pic...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

yes
but in the same vein as wanting to see pictures of a retarded squirrel. You know it's not going to be pretty but morbid curiosity takes over.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I don't have any pics of me on the pole :(
I banned the use of cameras.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's hard getting decent pole pictures
because you have to get a flattering angle and that means the subject has to hold the probably quite painful and difficult move while you fanny around with the camera going "waitwaitwaitwait....ok got it!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

True, and most of the beauty is in the movement
And profile shots obscure ass viewing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

That's what burst mode was invented for.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Eww
We were talking photography and you just have to bring masturbation into it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Bollocks
We were talking about masturbation, then someone (possibly me) mentioned photography.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I'm pretty clumsy
My best friend was a gymnast and she makes it all look really pretty whereas I have to remember to point my toes and stuff
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I've managed to twist my ankle walking at home with my slippers.
I'm dying to try, though, but I'm going to be the clown of the class.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

There's one in each of my classes,
we have a really good laugh every week, it's lots of fun :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

You see?
That doesn't make me feel good. I don't want to be one of them. I want to be good :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

they're good too,
we just have a laugh and a giggle about it too. I spaz moves up all the time, we have a laugh and try again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)