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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is this you?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/7906254/Pictures-of-the-day-23-July-2010.html?image=10
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Oh my dear Lord

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
It's the "Real Donkey Gums"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
that does kind of look like him
find out where he was and see if his story checks out
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Now there is a man who KNOWS how to hold an air guitar.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I like his trousers
where could I get a pair of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Darth's wardrobe

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I'm guessing nothing I own will fit Bert
and if I did have a pair of trousers like that, he'd probably sniff them rather than wear them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Why?
Are you a fat bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Not any more, thanks to all the fucking jogging
But I have a lot of 34" waist jeans that I can't yet afford to replace. That's what belts are for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
well then stop being a dick
I'm a 32" waist, you 32yo waste
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
So I'm right about my stuff not fitting you, in short
Also, whilst that was a very clever bit of wordplay, it won't be accurate for another 41 days, THICKO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
fuck you, old timer
your nana wants her trousers back
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
MY NANA'S DEAD, YOU HORRIBLE CUNT
BOTH OF THEM

Hence, the trousers are mine now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Oh man, you called a 31 year old 32 years old, TOOOOLD.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I'd really like it if someone turned up to one of those things and did the whole taking the air guitar out of its air flight case
putting on the air strap, tuning up and then sitting on an air stool and playing in the studious manner of Robert Fripp.
(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Air stool?
How does one sit on a fart?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Stool stool?
How does on sit on a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
You could cut a slit in the shit and spit in it.

(Cave Duck, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Very carefully.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

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