I have heard tell of this 'saving up', but have no personal experience of it.
My weekend was a bit harrowing and I really could do with a second weekend to get over it. My boss is being a complete cunt this morning. There's a very real chance of my punching his fucking teeth in at this rate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what happened on the weekend monty m'dear?
don't punch his teeth in. Piss in his coffee cup instead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Time with daughter was incredible.
Time with grandmother was heart-rending. She's deaf as a fucking post and just repeats herself constantly. The only relief came from seeing my half-Jap cousins afterwards. I sank six pints with my disgusting pub lunch in an attempt to numb myself against the shock of seeing my grandmother's condition - she is literally half the size she was 20 years ago. Horrible to see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It's horrible, isn't it
My Nan had a stroke a couple of years back, and is now a shadow of her former self. Her skin's like paper, and she's so damn frail :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Really grim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'm sorry I don't have more then shitty internet hugs to give.
How's the daughter? loving her little plastic bike?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

She really is. She calls it her 'motorbike'.
We had such fun - when I have to go home it upsets me so much, though, knowing it'll be a whole week until I see her again. She is just gorgeous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that's very cute.
S'a shame your ex is such a cunt. Is there any way of getting more time with her?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Maybe, in time. Maybe not...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

well I hope you can. *fingers crossed*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

take all his staples out and loosen the bottom on his hole punch so that all the thingies fall out when he picks it up.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I was thinking more about hole-punching his fucking eyelids.
With a rusty skewer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)