man
I wish I had cool stories like that from my weekend. I ate pizza and drank beers on my own :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Throw a house party!
That's the best thing about being an adult, surely. You have a free house ALL THE TIME.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not *really* an adult
I have a little one bedroom house which I rent. But I like the direction of your thinking. Perhaps I can convince one of my real adult friends with a house to have a party *schemes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

It will be ace. Do it.
It's not a proper party unless your recycling box looks like this
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in the morning. Not very impressive until you realise it's all spirit bottles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

We had two of those after Wiggy's barbecue
My house parties cost about £100 to throw though, so I can't have them all the time.

The next one will be the cocktail party though so that should be good. It'll probably be after my holiday in September though because I have no monies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

ah! I remember being young

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

One of the things about being an adult
is that I am no longer stupid enough to want a party in my own house.

I have quiet(ish little) sessions at mine, but only for a few people at a time. Fuck dealing with irate neighbours/police/clearing up damages & vomit etc...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Any party where people get injured or punch walls are shit.
Parties are meant to be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Shut up, it was fun.
That was just one little incident and it didn't ruin the night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Probably ruined the guy with the dislocated jaws night.
The hole in the wall probably going to ruin the tennants deposit too.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

a) He was too drunk to care. Couldn't feel any pain. Besides, I said possibly.
b) Its not a rented house, and he punched the wall outside, so no damage to the wall.

Don't be such a fucking killjoy
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

he's upset because he doesn't have a house to party in
he's a sadchomp today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I don't see why me not liking people hurting themselves because they're acting like dicks
makes me a killjoy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

aha, reply fail!
Bert was right, you are bobbychomp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

That wasn't a reply fail
it was meant for you, I just didn't rise to your fairly constant reminders to me that I'm homeless.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

oh ffs

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

How the hell did I get dragged into this?
And enjoy it whilst it lasts because come November noone can call me BobbyChomp again as I will be a bonified real boy. So only 2 and a bit months to go...............................shitting hell.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

bona fide
you mong. Unless you were baiting Monty / fishing for bumders.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

a) He'll still feel the pain today, and probably have to get an totally unnecessary X-ray.
b) what kind of idiot punches any wall?
c) you'll agree with me once you've been to a few more of these parties.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I did, broke two bones and couldnt drive for a fortnight
or skin up, or play the xbox or do pretty much anything.

As long as you're not a spastic like me and don't punch with your dominant hand you're fine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I did it, and broke a knuckle
A friend's Mum checked it out (she's a nurse), and told me to not be such a twat next time, as there was nothing they could do to help me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)