Yeah, in fact, let's do the show right here
Tell us all your tales of amateur dramatics - be it school plays or whatever.
(Cave Duck, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:30, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this is an awful idea
please stop posting
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I was in panto for a few years
and I got to be the front half of a camel in town as a result, once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Angelina Jolie is set to play you in the emotive mini series of the film, of the book
of this event
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Man, that's going to be a rollercoaster of an emotional
journey into the soul of the heart
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

My step-daughter's favourite book when she was five was about a girl whose parents played a pantomime horse.
At her sixth birthday party after the bouncy castle and the jelly, came the disco. This when my friend Andy and I entered dressed as a pantomime horse and did our choreographed routine to to "Wannabe" by The Spice Girls. The girls loved it, the boys reacted by puncing us and trying to rip the horses head off.

I know what is to suffer for my art.
(Cave Duck, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

that's awesome!
I wish parties like that happened when you're meant to be an adult. Actually, I suppose the closest is the donkey show at the LARP event, but we don't talk about that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Ok
I've been in 3 nativities. All 3 times I've played the same part. 2nd Shepherd.

Yep, that's it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I was Mary once, I still remember the words
"It was cold, bitterly cold as we approached bethlehem. I was so tired I could hardly keep awake on the little donkey..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

In a production at my primary school when I was 5.
We had to sing the song that goes "We're all bound for morning town..." If you're familiar with it you'll remember that it has a line "the sandman swings his lantern, to show that all is well", well let me tell you, I was that Sandman and all was not well, I was bursting to go to the toilet, but was determined to do my lantern swinging duty, resulting in me having a "bit of an accident" as we exited the stage.

I know what it is to suffer for my art.
(Cave Duck, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

At primary school I got the role of King Herod in a musical nativity.
I had a solo and everything.

For some reason my teacher made me play him gay.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Me too
apart from the gay bit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

In my first school
I was the angel Gabriel every single bloody year until I went on strike in year three because I was sick of wearing itchy tinsel and they made me the innkeeper's wife instead.

My finest moment though was as Tinkerbell in year six.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)