so many things have been ruined
but the biggest travesty is I,Robot. Watched the first ten minutes and vowed never to watch the rest. Crying shame that.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They just took the tittle
and the idea of the 3 laws, but made a new story out of it. Nothing to do with Asimov.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

exactly
and a crap story at that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Did you know that the cast and crew of that film lined up at Isac Asimovs grave
and took turns pissing all over it?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I didn't
But it doesn't surprise me.

Did the producers poo on it as well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

They did, they smeared it all over his gravestone
then they all had a dance on top of his grave. I think it was "The Macarena"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Poor guy
I wish he had woken up as a zombie and eaten their brains before they made the film.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Now THAT'S a film!
Zombie Asimov V's Hollywood
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'd watch it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Can't be worse than "Mega Shark V's Giant Octopus"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

do not speak ill of the MEGA SHARK V GIANT OCTOPUS!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Can't be as good good as
Shark in Venice.

Stephen Baldwin grows a leg back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

It was on the Horror channel at the weekend
I tried, I really tried, but it's...just...terrible...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Watch Black Sheep
If you want a bad-but-awesome horror film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

if you want a plain bad one
watch Aquanoids
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I've given up on "so bad they're good" horror films
after I sat through a film about giant killer mosquitos, and then realised that I had seen it before.

I took a long hard look at my life after that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Black Sheep
is made of win. And gore.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

it creeped me out so much when that little sheep foetus is creeping up his back to bite his ear

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I didn't know there was a book?
who's it by??
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

/cries
it was a collection of short stories by Isaac Asimov. The story the film is very loosely based on was much much better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

why are you crying?
I live in a small country town in Aus - a lot of things just pass by... :(
Might see if my history teacher has a copy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I'm just joking :)
I know where you can get an ebook of it, if you want. Very good reading
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

that sounds lovely, thank you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

will gaz

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I hope you at least know Asimov
as he's the best SciFi writer ever.

Have you heard of Fundation?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I've heard OF him, but never read anything of his.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I see
He's really good. Well, the stories are, he, as a writer... not so much...

Fundation might be a bit too much to start, but I, Robot is a really nice collection of stories, very much worth reading.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

haha
my dad gave me the Foundation series when I was seven or eight, and it was the first book to interest me in sci-fi
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I cry with you
*sight*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)