ooh i had a fire safety course at work the other day
and when we left they gave out these little ticket things with phone numbers on... apparently you call this number and a fireman comes to your house to check your alarms and safety and shit for free.

holy fuck right i got a handful of them
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hahaha
you're gonna be there in your satin babydoll tonight aren't you, ringing every number in turn.

There was a fire in the building next to my pole class last week, the fireman came to watch us, it was exciting
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Did you show them your best moves?
Did they then take off their jackets, revealing their muscled torsos, and take over the pole to show you moves of their own, like in a musical video where there's a dance-off?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

that totally happens at pineapple dance studio
they had one with cops the other day
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

see, it's true to life!
We had ambulance guys in once too, but that was my fault.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Epic clam slam?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

haha that would have been mightily embarrassing
no this was when I fell on me 'ead in a very ungraceful manner
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

That'll do it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

And then, as the firemen and the polegirls take it in turn
Each routine getting hotter and raunchier, as the music builds to a crescendo, suddenly the firemen rip off their trousers and just start fucking each other hard. I mean, dicks flying everywhere, any hole's a goal, massive meaty manwich mayhem, while the polegirls just look on in abject shock and horror.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

hahaha
officesmirk
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Maybe I should direct music videos
I'm sure Lady Gaga would love that pitch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

id share some cards with my mates if i thought them worthy of it
i mean, i think i deserve them more
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)