I love Top Gear
And in particular Clarkson. I believe that makes me some sort of tosser round here but the man is hilarious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I watch top gear
but Clarkson's fawning over the celebs is vomit inducing.

Some say he is an utter cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

that is the one thing I don't like about clarkson
I find everything else about him fairly hilarious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I do think he's funny
but because of Dave replaying Top Gear constantly I've got bored of his arrogance.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I'm normally happy to watch repeats of stuff I liked the first time around
but not top gear for some reason

I watched Crank last night. Fucking hilarious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Have you seen Crank 2?
More OTT awesomeoness.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

arse
I forgot to turn my computer and utorrent my perfectly legal method of getting films on this morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I want to see Crank 2
just so I can find out how they explain their way out of the ending to the first one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Want me to tell you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I don't want to ruin the surprise!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Both films made me respect Jason Statham
I just hope that he shines in The Expendables.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I have a firm belief that the Expendables is going to be brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

i hope so too!!!!!!
I cannot wait til it comes out. I'm hoping my new Empire arrives today as I think the preview or review is in this months.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I can't uy empire until next Thursday when it's out in the shops
This months made me want to see Tron SO BAD
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Tron looks awesome
I love being a subscriber as you get some really cool covers plus it arrives a week before everyone else can get it in the shop.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Wasn't it!
I loved it. It wasn't so bad that it's good, it was so ridiculous that it was awesome.

I loved it when he was trying to get his girlfriend to fuck him in the street and she was screaming and shouting but then just changed her mind.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Because if she hadn't changed her mind
It'd be a massively dark, horrific moment in an otherwise upbeat film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

that is very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

yeah it would have been a very different film
if she'd just stomped off and he'd died there and then on the pavement.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

or if he'd raped her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

yeah
we had our part time housemate there last night, and as it was starting she was all like "oh no, you do know what you are watching right?"

then me and the mrs laughed our arses off all the way through.

Took ages to work out that his girlfriend was Tasty Coma Wife from Scrubs. She has a fine arse. She played a stoner quite well. Particularly loved the pointless hiccups in one scene.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Amy Smart is lovely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

indeed she is
surprise flash of tit in Crank which was nice.

not the type I normally like, but she is hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

she gets her boobs out in Road Trip

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

and she's actually really good in the Butterfly Effect
so I will accept her as hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

is that film any good?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I really liked it
But I wasn't expecting much.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I find the constant crapping on about cars somewhat wearisome.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Same here.
I think he's brilliant, it just annoys me when me loses his head up the arse of the star in the reasonably priced car, he's trying so hard to kiss it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

'LOOSES'?
*withering stare*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Okay, that one was more my poor typing than my inability to spell.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

*notes down name and address*
OK I’ll let you off with a warning – this time. Next time I shan’t be so lenient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Yes sir, thank you sir
Won't happen again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah the Tom Cruise, Diaz interview was especially bad
but it's that little tosser Hammond who I don't like.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I used to like Hammond
His love of Oliver made me believe he actually gave a shit about cars rather than Clarkson who just likes driving fast going vroom. Then Hammond caught clarkcockitis and now just mocks everything that isn;t fast and goes vroom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I find that
they seem totally blinkered about some cars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I find the way Clarkson speaks

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

*pause*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Is irritating

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

it's........almost
like......thewaythatwilliamshatner......speaks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I couldn't agree more

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ha

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ha
He's from the Shatner school of speaking
damn you vipros
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Someone didn't refresh the page before posting

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Maybe because I was distracted by WORK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I agree
but it stopped being a proper car show years ago and the worst thing is they are recycling all the jokes. Setting things on fire camping - done twice now. Car falling off cliff/down big hill - twice. There are others but forgotten for the moment. James May has done the best out of it I think. His big ideas show is ace. I loved the show he did with the scalectrix as well.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Also, Clarkson is utterly hopeless when he appears on any other shows. He can only work to a script.

(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

yeah he's never very funny on quiz panel shows

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

he's ok on QI because he actually knows some interesting stuff that others don't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

And he eats lots of interesting animals.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

yeah, his toys show is good
I still enjoy the show, and I want to know about supercars, not just what shitty ordinary cars are around.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

true, I don't think anyone watches it to find out which car to buy next
Although I did really enjoy the bit they did where they got three little runabouts and got their mums to test them for shopping capacity, ease of driving, etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that was quite good.
last time I watched Fifth Gear I ended up ranting at my mate about how shit it was for about half an hour.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It is balls
apart from VBH, that voice is something else. Like she has been gargling with fire and nails.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

she's a twat
she's turning into Quentin Wilson. Twat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

He lives 'round here
I bump into him in pubs. He's a tall, arrogant fucker.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

he has literally nothing to be arrogant about
I want to kick him in the neck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

good luck reaching
are you a flamingo?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I hate fifth gear
it's just so shitty. And that Vicky bird pisses me off, she's so annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I enjoyed most of the races
between cars and public transport
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)