start with the fact that YOU
read the MAIL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

only because it makes me angry.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

yeahyeah
That's like expecting your missus/mum to believe you read "playboy" for the articles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

are you saying he wanks
over bigotry?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

eeeeeeow no
The last thing I would want to think about is him wanking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I fucking love Daily Mail Rollplay, I'm well into that sort of thing.
I sit there in a greasy spoon, but the kind that does Eggs Benidict and stuff like that, and I open up the paper and read about how "Tony bLair and Gordon Clown" has fucked up the country good and proper, all the benfit fraudsters and people with funny-sounding sirnames like "Patel" and "Shar" and "Ibraham" are stealing our jobs. And then, as I order my Eggs Bendict on Muffin, Over Easy, I look to the other table, and I see a young 18 year old with a baby, and I sneer at her, fucking cheek, probably on benfits, hah, benfits ! That's a laugh, she's been giving benfits out all her life, I bet. So I turn to her, and I say "Alright love, where's your husband who you married before you gave birth too? You know, the coloured chap." and then I smurk at her. A guy taps me on the shoulder, big strapping young bloke, amarni sute, bone-white buisness card with helvitica bold embossed gold print, he's a lawyer, black guy, like a young Densial Washington, he asks me if he can help me, and I said "Stole that buisness card and amarni suite?" and he goes "No, not at all, I bought it in my lunch break from my big busy lawyering job. Would you like to come up to my office?". At first I decline, but then the game heats up and the three of us make our way into the office. He locks the door behind me and I say "So, what's your opinion on the EU?" and we have a nice chat about it. Turns out she's actually 24 and a partner in the firm too. I try to catch them out here and there, "Are the BNP really _soo_ bad?" and "Yeah', but not being funny, but there are a lot of muslims around here, know what I mean?", but he explains the facts and figures, that there are tough times ahead but it's not the end of the world.

Anyway, that's the gyst of it, I'm sure you can see there is plenty of room for "improvisation" in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

gonzo gonzo
I am so hungover, summarise my sweet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Champaign Cocktails and food with accents in the names?
It's some Daily Mail rollplay which turns out not to contain anything sex-related at all, just spouting off opinions.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

your head is a great place

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Sometimes. Bubble Worlds are ace.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

^this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)