Right a link I can read at work
and that's what's important, me.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298086/Seven-arrested-Bournemouth-far-right-mosque-bomb-plot.html

I don't know where to start with this one.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:55, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He deserves all he got for wearing his tracky bottoms rolled up his leg.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

That and having features to small for his head.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Ha. That was precisely my reaction.
I'm in favour of everyone who dresses in that manner being forcibly removed from the streets.
(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I donno what you mean on this one.
I mean, the EDL _are_ a racist organisation, and there probably was a dramatic scene where they nicked some of them, and the fact that they all got let go shows that they probably didn't do anything wrong...legally.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It's the comments that get me,
the best rated.
"So without the slightest shred of evidence,the Englishman is considered to be a criminal in his own country,can be attacked with firearms,his home and possessions violated,and imprisoned,for holding political opinions guaranteed him by the world court,with which the governing fascists disagree. What will your ancestors make of your cowardice Englishmen?

The mail didn't even ask or report what the cause of the arrests was, if it was credible evidence that turned out to be false that's worth saying, just saying what happened isn't enough you need to give the police should be given an chance to justify their actions.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I was about to mention that comment
great stuff Mail readers, great stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Ahh, yeah', I skipped the comments on that one.
YEah', makes sense what you said.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Oh, uber sad, check out the 'worst rated' ones.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

that is sad


not as sad as my ipod constantly choosing to play Metallica's worst song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

St.Anger?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

hah, I'd totally forgotten about that whole album
that's how shit it is.

I was referring to Mama Said
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I wonder how it decided that, they're all pretty bad.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm going to choose to ignore that comment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Fair 'nuff really, just like I choose to ignore their noise-machines.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

When I shave my head I look like a nutter too
but i'm really nice. Soft as shit some might say.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

The main story amuses me
The comments amuse me, but mostly just make me sad about how thick people are. Apparently shooting his tyres put his life in danger. Was he hiding behind the tyres at the time?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

you've got to remember that he was stopped in traffic at the time
and was therefore in danger of swerving violently off the road due to the speed....oh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

But wat if one of dem forin polis officers wanted to shoot him, like?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I wonder what special rapid tyre-deflation bullets are?
As opposed to, you know, regular bullets which apparently only slowly deflate tyres.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Probably very soft so they flatten out and tear through the tire and don't bounce around.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yeah, probably, I was just being shit.
I was at Rev last Friday and actually fucking enjoyed myself. It wasn't rammed with the usual self-loving cunts.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Fridays aren't bad in revs,
gaz me if you've got any plans in MK I'll meet you for a pint at least.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I don't get over that often but next time I'll give you a shout.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I for one applaud the police for acting out an episode of "The Sweeny"
although in future I would prefer it if they stuck to the usual routine of a car chase over wasteground followed by a foot chase through a demolition/building site.

GET YOUR TROUSERS ON YOU'RE NICKED!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

start with the fact that YOU
read the MAIL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

only because it makes me angry.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

yeahyeah
That's like expecting your missus/mum to believe you read "playboy" for the articles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

are you saying he wanks
over bigotry?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

eeeeeeow no
The last thing I would want to think about is him wanking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I fucking love Daily Mail Rollplay, I'm well into that sort of thing.
I sit there in a greasy spoon, but the kind that does Eggs Benidict and stuff like that, and I open up the paper and read about how "Tony bLair and Gordon Clown" has fucked up the country good and proper, all the benfit fraudsters and people with funny-sounding sirnames like "Patel" and "Shar" and "Ibraham" are stealing our jobs. And then, as I order my Eggs Bendict on Muffin, Over Easy, I look to the other table, and I see a young 18 year old with a baby, and I sneer at her, fucking cheek, probably on benfits, hah, benfits ! That's a laugh, she's been giving benfits out all her life, I bet. So I turn to her, and I say "Alright love, where's your husband who you married before you gave birth too? You know, the coloured chap." and then I smurk at her. A guy taps me on the shoulder, big strapping young bloke, amarni sute, bone-white buisness card with helvitica bold embossed gold print, he's a lawyer, black guy, like a young Densial Washington, he asks me if he can help me, and I said "Stole that buisness card and amarni suite?" and he goes "No, not at all, I bought it in my lunch break from my big busy lawyering job. Would you like to come up to my office?". At first I decline, but then the game heats up and the three of us make our way into the office. He locks the door behind me and I say "So, what's your opinion on the EU?" and we have a nice chat about it. Turns out she's actually 24 and a partner in the firm too. I try to catch them out here and there, "Are the BNP really _soo_ bad?" and "Yeah', but not being funny, but there are a lot of muslims around here, know what I mean?", but he explains the facts and figures, that there are tough times ahead but it's not the end of the world.

Anyway, that's the gyst of it, I'm sure you can see there is plenty of room for "improvisation" in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

gonzo gonzo
I am so hungover, summarise my sweet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Champaign Cocktails and food with accents in the names?
It's some Daily Mail rollplay which turns out not to contain anything sex-related at all, just spouting off opinions.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

your head is a great place

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Sometimes. Bubble Worlds are ace.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

^this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm not sure
what they are defending England (not UK) against?

England is 93% white. I like those odds in a fight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

To be fair
You've got to let the EDL get on with it. They are idiots, and I do hate them, but what they stand for isn't actually illegal or racist (I've done a fair bit of reading up on them); it's just that 99 percent of their members happen to be racist boneheads.

I despise the Unite Against Fascism lot just as much, who fail to see the irony in themselves trying to deny other people free speech. Even if the other people, are, agreed, utter cunts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Absolutely.
I went out with a girl who was always banging on about human rights and freedom of speech, yet handed out anti-BNP leaflets on Saturdays.

That relationship didn't last long.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I've deliberately
Chosen the most right-on, left wing halls of residence for September so I can wind them all up. I'm gonna print off about three million EDL flyers and lob them everywhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yay!
My comment got red arrowed, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I know it's probably a bit late to say this
But I just read that url and was intrigued by the idea of a far right mosque.
( ElParrot, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)