OCD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Obtusely Curved Dicks?
Orgasm Controlling Dwarves?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'll
introduce you to my brother, who is currently shouting at the stairs whilst hoovering them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I read that as
"shouting at the stars while hoovering them" I wondered how you hoover the stars
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Haha. Me too.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Well our stairs
are made out of old forgotten game show hosts like Dominik Diamond and Roy Walker. I guess at a push you could call them stars if you wanted to.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Oh god not him though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

He's ace now
I've stopped winding him up and so far we've got on blindingly. We even shared a few joints last night, that's a big step forward for us I can tell you. He knows I'm utterly skint so he lent me money to buy tabs and a magazine. He's learning.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

His bird still wear too much scent?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Aye
She's fat as well now. I don't know why he's with her, I'm saying this through gritted teeth but he's a good looking chap and could do much better. She does my swede in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)