You should meet up with that merkin who's going to be in manchester this week.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would but I don't know him
he might be a weirdo. Or not a weirdo, which might be worse because then he'll think I'm a weirdo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Just make sure you meet him on your own in a secluded place
Make sure you don't tell anyone where you're going and leave your phone at home. wouldn't hurt to take some massive drink/drugs combination to get over your nerves.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

you seem to know a lot about this Rapey

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I just really really want you dead.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

if you want a job doing well...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ladies and gentleman, someone so desperate for attention
they're encourage people they've never met online to kill them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You do have a Ted Bundy-esque look to you
you'd probably do something creepy like strangle me whilst feverishly repeating "I don't fancy you, I don't fancy you" to try and make yourself believe it.

If you can't have me, no one will eh?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I don't want you, read the sig.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

yes, yes I get it
you really don't fancy me(!)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I don't, get over it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

jebus, calm down, I'm only messin

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Remember the merkin who said they were going to Liverpool in August
and asked how to chat me up?
I'm out of the Liverpool for about a third of August anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I do remember a bit about that,
it's sweet that he thinks he has to actually "chat up" a scouser.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I know
A can of Skol would have done it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

A romatic trip out shoplifting in a stolen metro
romantic chicken kebab.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I don't do kebabs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

snob

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Nah
I'll eat bhajis
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

You just need to waive a pound coin in front of their eyes

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)