i have precisely 12 hours
To work out a plan to avoid having to get on the stupid plane home from my holiday. Any ideas, technical or otherwise, gratefully received.

Edit: calorie free white chocolate toblerones please, can someone invent those? Again, in the next 12 hours before I get to dutyfree? Ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fake a stroke
Are you insured?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

yeah
But can I convince them to treat me on the beach? Maybe vigilante could proceed as suggested, or make the volcano erupt again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

So long as the volcano eruption lasts no longer than a fortnight
I'm going on holiday in three weeks
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

ooh where are you off to?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

We're only going for a weekend in Copenhagen/Malmo
But I like my little breaks and I haven't left the UK for two years.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

You want a stroke on the beach?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

who wouldn't??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Sandy crack though?
somebody told me the surname of Spongebob's bird was Crack, and it really isn't, but I've now told lots of people - including some children - that it is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

it's a sacrifice i am willing to make!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I shall fly a 747 into a United States national treasure
the Whitehouse perhaps. That'll ground flights for a while..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Hello mr fbi man reading this
loving your work
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

people who are too lazy and ignorant
To reply to my wonderfully witty gazzes do not get to comment, next?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I went to the pub instead
and I'm going for a curry tonight. I'll reply soon dammit woman.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

too late
Don't bother, besides I won't be able to read it once your beery and curry fattened fingers have just mashed the keys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Well I've got to tell someone what I had for lunch

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

gaz it to last week
When I might have cared. Well, enough to bother replying anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

she says in a reply.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Oh gawd
stuck in the middle of live interweb drama
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

It's like a text version of Jeremy Kyle.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I ain't had a gaz in yonks, just sayin'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

i am always too shy to make the first move dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Oh.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

sorted

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Noice whan.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

thanks gonz
My inbox feels validated now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Scout for a job over there
and emigrate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

they do have english law
You could come too!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Surely a local can make you tea?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

kitty is so much better
At being as rude as you deserve, I shall leave this one up to her.

And I don't drink tea, hot drinks are disgusting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)