I like Terry Pratchett's theory that it's our brains filing our memories whilst we sleep
cranial admin if you will.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my daily activities have never included zombies
or being chased by monsters and I dream about that sort of thing frequently
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

no but you've seen zombie films
hence, brain filing under "films I've seen"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I don't dream about them when I've been watching the films though
I dream too much odd stuff for it to be filing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

stop ruining it for me
*pouts*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'll ruin you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

*watches Kitty slide off the chair*
*laughs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

ew!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Watch Zombieland you might have hot Zombie dreams then.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I get chased by zombies
far too often, for my liking. It's never hot chicks.
*whine, grumble*
( Kroney, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I like my theory that Terry Pratchett is a fucking Simpsons-tie Bruce Dickinson solid gold TWAT.
With a fabulous line in ‘look at me, I’m a ‘character’’ hats
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

leave him alone
miserable
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I can be as rude about him as I like. It’s not like he’ll remember it, is it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

that's just mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Mean is, as mean does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

^boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! orrible bastard. He's a national treasure.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Like Gyles Brandreth and Pam Ayres?
You're probably right.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

nope they are both cunts
Jennie Bond and Sir Jimmy Saville though!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Jennie Bond is a twat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I still would!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Whaaaattt?
Jimmy Saville is a notorious paedo and suspected necrophiliac!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I love Pam Ayres : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I wouldn't go to Wincanton if I were you Monty.
They love him there, walk about the streets in character, and genearlly twat around to his glory.

Fucking weird.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Fucking gay, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I used to see a Pratchett looky-likey on the way to work each day
Same hat, style of dress, glasses, beard, the works. What was infuriating about him wasn't the resemblance but that he would walk down the street whilst reading from a small laptop. A Darwin award waiting to happen.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

What. A. Spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I just don't get Pratchett
Sorry folks, but I don't.
I tried reading some of his stuff years ago but it just didn't grab me.
I haven't read Lord of the Rings or Hitchhikers Guide.

Does this mean I have to leave the internet?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oh the shame!
You don't have to leave but you will be put on a list and have to go about introducing yourself to other internet denizens making them aware of your hideous crimes.

To be honest I haven't read Lord of the Rings either. Read most of Hitchhikers Guide but I found the quality dipped later on. Read some Pratchett years ago but am not compelled to read any more, but then I have the same experience with most writers, three or four books is usually my limit before their style starts to grate.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)