Sorry Chomp, I couldn't think of anything worse than a 'hot-tub' 'party'.
Really.
Well, maybe Ibiza.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have to admit you wouldn't catch me attending one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

if Chompy's lucky
they won't catch him either
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I don't think I've ever known anyone
to actually have one. What do you do? Get wet and drink booxe?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Basically
You all have a big bath together whilst drunk, and everyone pisses in the tub but doesn't admit it. Eventually a 'floater' bobs up, everyone runs screaming from the house then Barrymore turns up brandishing a raging bone-on and a chairleg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

and how would I get myself invited to one of these?
it sounds like a riot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Superb
If I had a hat I'd doff it in your general direction.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I was expecting rapturous applause when I wrote it,
I cannot lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

it sounds very wanky

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

pretty much
although I would think it feels weird to be sitting in hot water whilst drinking a cold drink
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Yeah, but isn't everyone wet and almost naked?
I think I would love one of these.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

There's going to be a bouncy castle too.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

so you're in it for the bouncy wet boobs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I've had a fall out with bouncy castles.
Last time I went to a party with a one, I ended up pulling all the muscles down the back of my left leg at some point during the night. It probably happened on the sodding bouncy castle. I can't remember.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

if you go to a party with a bouncy castle and alcohol
don't sleep on an airbed afterwards. You will feel very sick everytime you move
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Noted.
I slept on a sofa in a stolen sleeping bag
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I got a friction burn on my elbow

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)