Good morning Monty!
I don't know anyone with a funny name, so I'm just going to say instead that I am very happy today because
I'M FREEEEEEEEE! I'M FUCKING FREEEEEE!!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We all thought you charged
/bringing back the playground insults
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I usually do,
But I'm in such a good mood today I might put an offer on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Bogof

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Free of what? You've been out of uni for ages.
Oh, silly me, are you having one of your weekend sales to get some new Johns?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Parents and sibling just left for a week.
Free house darling! And a fully functional pole in my dining room. It's like almost all my dreams have come true at once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Surprised you called me darling
After I insinuated you were a working girl, but cheers!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Anytime. :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I like you
You can stay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Have her scrubbed and sent to my tent

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Every women wants a "fully functional pole" these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Anything but full working order just doesn't cut it anymore I'm afraid Gonz.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I have the same on Monday
For two weeks. Except the pole in the dining room, I am distinctly lacking in a pole in the dining room. I can't even think of what I'm going to do with such freedom except smoke in the house. I've become boring.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Greetings.
You're like a sweary John Inman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Only not quite as camp I hope.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Not quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)