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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cunning plan!Then claim it died and demand compassionate leave.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
This is even better(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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I'm wondering if you could go for the trifecta -eventually turn up back at work with a sinister doll and insist that it's your baby until you get signed off as mental.
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Overcomplicated.Being signed off as mental merely requires a slightly elevated mood and the impetus to glass random strangers in the street.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:04,
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except in Glasgowwhere you are considered mental if you DON'T do that
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