*sympathy post*
sad times, offtopic, sad times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 18:49, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whyssat?
Is qotw being knocked down to make way for a Tesco superstore?
( broadsword, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

On the contrary, young man.
Today is a happy day.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I agree with Gonz.
I've just heard that an old friend has died. He was a great bloke, years younger than me. I'm trying to write a sympathy letter to his family.

It isn't easy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:37, Reply)

My condolences

(nolongernuts, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Thanks, but I really feel bad for the three kids he left behind.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)

:(

(nolongernuts, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Are any of them yours?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I hope not,
Though their daughter is rather like me, as her mum keeps telling me.

She is definatley not mine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Sorry to hear that dude =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

The guys from the office are taking me out for a traditional
English night out. I don't know whether to be scared or excited.
Having a great time here!
(nolongernuts, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:50, Reply)

a proper trad english night out should involve...
beer
fighting
vomit
kebab
dancing like a spazz

not necessarily in that order.

enjoy.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:04, Reply)

When the opposite happened to me in Tulsa
We spent the night in a dive drinking Budweiser. I couldn't get drunk on it, but my bladder took a hammering.

Have fun.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

You can feel sympathy for me
I appear to have either the worst fucking head cold since head colds began or less likely 'flu.
And my entire family now hates me for being ill.

Meh.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Oh Madam C.L
Totally can sympathise with that one; not family but mates (sometimes). Never mind, you'll be 1UP your health shortly.

My guts were bad today, but I wanted to cook, so I cooked, but I didn't eat it. Now I blitzed the flat and have SUSHI on it's way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Oh you plums, I meant because they ain't been any new posts in a long while, so I was giving the board a sympathy thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Because contrary to popular belief
We're all super non-autistic types who spend our Friday nights and Saturday days doing fun active things with real life people away from computers!

Or at least we'd like to give that impression.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Totally loving the irony here, if it's intentional, in fact, even if it isn't.
But anyway, nowt wrong a weekend in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I have totally spent the evening in drinking Dr Pepper Zero
and watching American TV.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Oh Gonz! Didn't you know the rule that says you can't post here on weekends?
Now they'll shut you out of the site and make faces at you behind your back
( Theoban What of it, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)