Ay up Halfy
Well next weekend I'm hoping will be good. Not saying why in case I jinx it though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

is it related
to the person you met on your 30th birthday?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Ah, no
I think she was just being friendly. And she was only 20, I thought she was about 25. See where being polite and not asking a lady her age gets you? She was slightly insulted I thought she was mid-20s as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Ah well
these things happen, good luck for next weekend though sir
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

We shall see, I try not to get hopes up these days

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

haha
you're too young to be so world weary, or you'll end up old and grouchy like me!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I do world-weary very well
As the short stories I've written recently suggest.
Just finished one yesterday that I'm submitting for publication hopefully. I fictionalised the birth of Robert Johnson, and I'm quite pleased with it. First time I've attempted a bit of American Gothic.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)

really
where do you publish them please, i'd like to have a nose if you don't mind?

Was it you that suggested 'The difference Engine' at blousies bash? im merrily buzzing through it at the moment
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

No that wasn't me, can't remember who it was. Might have been Wookiee?
It's called Open Wide magazine, fiction and poetry and reviews. Distributed through Paypal, have a look at the website.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

will do
who do you post as?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I don't, it just gives all the info for the magazine
A certain lady B3tan is the fiction editor.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

one who lays eggs?

(Halfy By light alone, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

That's the lady

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You have to get in quickly then
and say it's because of how mature and worldly-wise she acts. Got to be straight away though or they don't buy it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That was what I said. She looked suspicious.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)