this is my first day back after 2.5 weeks away
i have been in the office since 7.30. i have a couple of thousand emails (most of them junk but still need to be sorted), about a hundred bills to process before the billing deadline (tomorrow) and all my post.

i am now in the worst mood possible and nothing is cheering me up and i am very very jealous of your notice handing-in, tempted to copy you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Snap
Well, about the mood and the wanting to shove my job up someone's arse...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

oh god me too, this.
My Monday morning sad is now eating in to Sunday night.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

:(
What's in the air, maaaan???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

doom
doom and gloom and back to 12 hour + working days, that's what it is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

You probably earn at least twice what I do though
That said, I wouldn't swap. No point in earning lots of cash if you've no time to enjoy it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

work hard, play hard!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:13, Reply)

And die before you're 50
No thanks!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

nooooo
marry someone obscenely rich and retire at 35, that's the plan!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

And because he's worked so hard to become obscenely rich
he promptly dies and leaves you all his money!

*looks for obscenely rich potential wife*

*receives slap from gf*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

How many gazes have you got from people claiming to be obscenely rich in the last 3 mins?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

zero
got a couple asking if i'll still have them if they are just offensively rich though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

the internet is full of liars.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm rich in obscenity
if that helps
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

you know
it does get you a certain number of points, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

woohoo!
*fucks goat*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

*Walks through the room, minding my own buisness, not noticing anyone, singing my song to myself*
Gonz is so great, gonz is so great, why is he so great? Because he is so great.
Gonz is so great, gonz is so great, what's he got for dinner? Food on his plate.
Gonz is so great, gonz is so great, how high does he rate? Highly he rates.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:35, Reply)

who does the rating then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Anyone who's prepaired to rate me high really.
Someone at work said " [this girl who works there] rates you as an 8, maybe 8.9 after a few drinks", I was well chuffed, and then, when he bought it up in front of her, she went all shy !

And to be honest, on a good day, I think she's right !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Can't have anyone who rates me low, all three of them agmonst 7 billion people, count me low, it'll bring down the averages.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

but what's the scale?
0-....??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

10, as it makes percentages easier and I'm not good with numbers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

then 8-9/10 is very good, well done you
speaking as an 11/10 myself, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Must of stolen some points off someone else to get that, who's points did you bring down by stealing theirs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Of course, if it's only you who's rated yourself so highly, then I'm not sure that counts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

dude you should have gone for the "out of 10... I'll give you 1"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

but my gosh, don't you know it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

It's a shame The Streets couldn't live up to their first* album, the rest of their stuff isn't that great.
Sad Times, you Cockney Rhymers.

* I think it was their first, "A Grand Don't Come For Free" anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Welcome back.
I am in a similar state of misery. Fucking woeful weekend and fuck all good about today too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Oh Lord it's all going tits!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Pinning all my hopes of an acceptable week
on the brief time I get with Len is not sensible or healthy, I have learned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

It might be if there was anything consistent in her mum's behaviour
But I guess not.
*punches shoulder in a manly way*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

thank you
this has cheered me up by about 0.1%, so it's a start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)