Vipros
"Can I have your guitar? Please? Just a quick twang?"

TGB
"Would you of expected less people to of loost their way here?[sic]" (Though I suspect this would wind me up more than her...)

Chompy
"Why do the inhabitants of Milton Keynes always jump to its defence when outsiders mock it?"

Darth
"What do you think you're doing with that throbbing erection?"

Enzyme
"What is the correct way to 'beg the question?' I like the phrase but cannot fathom, for the life of me, how to use it properly."

Monty
"Shall I have the servant flogged?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:12, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Loost?
Are you now talking a language less people understand?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I know you're just winding me up, but all the same
Every time you do this I think fewer and fewer of you...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

But it's like putting a big red button in front of me
with a post-it saying "Do not push this button"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

It's nice that you see me as a big red button.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I think it's a hamlet in Belgium.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

MK is not just a place, it's a state of mind.
You're not just resident in MK you're one with it.

but in reality it's quite good but everyone thinks it's shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Like the Borg
But with more roundabouts.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

To steal a joke...
"I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Bizarrely, I'm going to defend people other than myself
Your question to Vipros makes you sound a bit gay. Also, as if you could handle the two extra strings, bassmonkey

Also, pretty much everyone will defend their home town. Milton Keynes residents just have to do it more often. Because it's horrible there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

You assume I don't play 6-string bass
Also Surbiton does not need defending by its former inhabitants. Stella Street and The Good Life have already done that for us. Somehow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

This is the odd position I'm in
I'm very proud to come from Nottingham, cos when I was growing up there it was fucking ace. Then I moved away and all of a sudden it's the gun crime capital of Britain. Not sure whether to be smug or not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

So you could claim to have stemming the tide of gun crime that threatened to infest your fair city?
Probably better than me claiming I was stemming the tide of posh twats in unecessary 4x4s...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Pretty much
I was a one-man teenage law enforcer

Like Kick-Ass, for want of another adolescent superhero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

bananaman

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I defend mine
And it's an Utter Shithole
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You're from Skem?
you poor, poor soul.
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Yep!
I left when I was 16, went downhill from there though :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Doesn't quite have the infamy
of Skem though.
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Exactly
It was so boring until I turned 18.

Then I left, and Macclesfield is far better!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I can’t get a job cause I can’t get out of bed.
I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
I’ll play bass

It’s got four strings; I only use two.
I’ve never worked out what the others do.
I play bass
I’m happy here just strumming along
But I’m still not sure how to play this song
I play bass
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Hah, Enzyme was discussing grammar on my status this morning
he then apologised as he said he might have been a liiiittle too pedantic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)