monty
why DO you hate david bowie?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*Adopts Monty personality traits*
Because he's a massive, bumdering bandwagon jumper who feels the need to reinvent himself every three years in order to appear 'fresh' and exciting, my dear swipe.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

that was an excellent impression
bar the MAHOOSIVE drugs.

i hardly know any bowie stuff, but i did see him at the isle of wight festival a few years ago, and it really shames me to admit that he was pant-meltingly sexy. really. we were all quite shocked!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)

There is no beginning to my talents as an impersonator of message board users.
Sadly the only MASSIVE DRUGS I'll entertain is codeine phosphate sandwiches when my neck is completely shagged.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I think he explains it best here
www.b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post630791
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

ah yes
very helpful. thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

*runs in*
I can add to that if you so wish, but really that post contains my main objections, neatly summarised.

*runs out again*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

when I'm not in pain and dribbling
I am going to go through each of your Bowie points and argue the toss with you. Until then........ I'll be dribbling and in pain.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:30, Reply)