Good currant affairs thread

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

there's no raisin to start that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Goodness grapeious

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

wonder if the sultana of Brunei ever had this problem
*extremely tenuous*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:58, Reply)

sounds like a rough date

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:01, Reply)

this will prune the weakest from the strongest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

couldn't give a fig if it did

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:06, Reply)

We have figs in the garden. They're popular with crows.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:11, Reply)

*searches for pun*
*head asplodes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

HAHAHA
I've outfoxed you.


is this a pun, making a link between garden pests? OR DO I SIMPLY MEAN WHAT I SAY?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I choose option c)
You are infact drunk and wearing a hat
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I'm neither drunk nor wearing a hat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:37, Reply)

tights?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Surprisingly not, I'm in a rare display
of wearing jeans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Al's just listing things he's imagining you wearing
Got to love that hat and tights combo.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:45, Reply)

If you had met her, the first thing you would imagine her wearing
is hats and tights. And being drunk. And probably either kissing you or punching you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Or possibly both, in some sort of perverse frenzy
Enjoying having a mrs al to feed you and make you fatter?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

She's done a very good job so far
I came home nearly a stone heavier than when I left. And I just had a kebab for dinner. Tomorrow, I start to jog again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Screw jogging
More kebabs. I might consider leaving the house tomorrow, but in the end will just end up lying in bed eating sweets like a fatty-fat-fatty again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Bloody students. Get a job!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Technically I'm not a student anymore
What with having graduated. The job hunt just isn't progressing as quickly as I'd like, mostly because a bout of laziness has taken over this week.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Bloody scrounging benefit thieves. Get a Job!
It must be easy, the government says so.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Despite advice from many
I'm not on benefits either, I'm just being poor instead.
Damn government are full of more lies than NuLabor. It may be easier if I applied for more though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Nu-Liar-Bour
you mean, with their old leader Gordon Clown.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

It'll never be right here
Until Griffin's in charge. TRUFAX.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Congratulations again on the wedding, have a happy time together!
And I can promise you I will neither kiss nor punch you
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Awww, thank you. I'm sure we will
Are you back home for the holidays yet or are you hanging around in London?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Nup, I'm in London
Camberwell to be precise. Staying her for the foreseeable future. It's awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Good stuff.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

It really is.
The house is a tip though :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I quite often wear hats
and I almost always wear tights, so really it's not that odd that he'd picture me wearing them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)