my thighs
my personal trainer made me do so many squat thrusts this morning that i can't actually get up out of my chair now. when i did stand up earlier to put paper in the printer, the combination of pain and very high heels made my left leg give way and i did a comedy swoon onto the lap of my trainee. admittedly perhaps not so comedy for him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bet he enjoyed it anyway
Or is he a Barrowman?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

he just looked mortified
to be strictly accurate i landed on his desk, so you can see why it wasn't really all that exciting.

and no, i am dressed like a conservative nun today in trousers and a long high necked top, so there were no rogue escapee nipples around.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Most red blooded men would be gutted in that situation

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

he is pretty tepid blooded in all fairness!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Did you then fall off your chair
Exposing your pants while simultaneously causing your boobs to fall out your top?
It seems to be your MO.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

is she in a carry on film?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Or one of those
"Confessions of a ..." movies
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)