Oh gordon bennett!
Hope she's ok.
Mind out on JohnTheDane's advice. He's Edmund.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:49, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mornin' Rootz
I concur, JtD does seem to be Ed returned.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Oh I do hope so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I wonder if he'll murder me
I keep blowing the whistle on him
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

He wishes you'd blow his whistle

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I am WAAAAY too slow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Yours was more wordy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

He'd love you to 'blow the whistle on him' I'll bet.
After a night at La Boheme, perhaps?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Hahahah
it would appear I can smell an Edmund a mile off, and I was only here for the tail-end of his heyday.
As soon as he appeared I said "He's not Danish and he didn't run the marathon" but I had no idea until yesterday that he was Edmundo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I never spoke to the guy directly
Because I'm not a girl, therefore off his preydar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

'Preydar' goes straight into lexicon - that's beautiful.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I had a moment of genius
Fleeting though it was, I'm proud.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

So you should be

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'll be gracious with it
And won't dine out on it as much as I have the pandatron pics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Equally worthy, they're great *panders*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I feel their time has come
Time to retire them gracefully.
Of course I'll probably forget and whip them out from time to time, especially 'Rwandatron' because it made the young ladies sad
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

rwandatron was amazing
*is neither young nor a lady*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

You lie
You look positively ladylike with a parasol, and you're a long way from being old!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

ladylike old
old ladylike
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Haha you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Thank you
Thought you'd like that, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

While we're all boasting
I've got my eye on Rogerthestarfish too.
He's a fake of some sort. I don't know if he's a wotsit puppet or just a person pretending to be an American who visited England.
But summat's not right with him either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Female Intuition tingling?
I'll reserve judgment, but you raise a good point.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Didn't he meet norrrrveners
we should get them to draw what he looks like and compare with the recent BBC programme
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

if he met people, then I apologise.
I just couldn't believe all of those cliches happened to ONE man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

He may not have
I may have just made that up.
Let me get in my personal fighter jet and go to the North pole where I have a super computer that will cure bad aids one day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Would you like to fuck up my hand some day?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

too easy
up
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

i wondered who would do it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You probably didn't wonder too long
I aim to please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Now I think about it
YOU look an awful lot like the pic of Ed from the news...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

DOUBLE BLUFF
SHIT!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

you're like Morse.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Inspector or Code?
Both are pretty old.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Inspector has a better car than you though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Most people do

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I want an Inspector Gadget car
that transforms from van to sportscar and has extendy legs for parkign in narrow gaps
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I'd like that
And it could raise up to ride over people. Then you can slam it down on top of arsehole women in convertibles that cut you up on roundabouts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I'm Thaw!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Well you shouldn't keep rubbing it then, should you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Tho am I!
Thtupid Toothache.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I can't even pith!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

DID YOU KNOW....
In Canada they don't have Gordon Bennett, they have 'Godfrey Daniels': my father had a boat that he called Godfrey Daniels when he was a yout'man. That apparently passed for funny in early 60s Ontario.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

That sounds well poshererer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Gordon Bennett
was a real man, although it's a double barrelled surname, I think he was a Victorian publisher but cannot be arsed to Google.

EDIT God I'm sad; www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/gordon-bennett.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I bet he was friends with your great great grandfather
I actually mean this. I bet that it transpires that someone in your family knew him.
You're Edmund without the lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

My grandfather and Kingsley Amis were sworn enemies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

See what I mean!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Did you spot him by the "comprehensive medical knowledge"
copied and pasted directly from Wikipedia?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Also, his tips on where to visit in Malmo
directly from tripadvisor
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Also, he's clearly not Danish.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)