and swimming
i bought a waterproof ipod case to make swimming more interesting. it is like a magnet for every muppet and his wife to come marauding up to make conversation about it.

if i wanted to talk to you, would i have brought my ipod to entertain me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would probably ask you some stupid questions about your waterproofed iPod
Slack-jawed yokel that I am
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

i wouldn't mind answering your questions though
cletus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That be one of them there wireless hoo-dickies?
saw me one of they on telly-vision!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I've never seen one of them!
I always lamented the fact that swimming was so fucking boring and you couldn't even listen to music.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It's not boring
It's nice and peaceful and tranquil, until bell ends get in the pool and start getting in the way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I find it stressful,
it's always busy, people swim into you, old women stand at the end gossiping and when I get in and out people stare at me, making me twice as likely to trip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

It's probably cause you're meant to have a swimsuit on
And not just wander in naked.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

hahaha why didn't anyone tell me?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Because...
They wanted to see you naked?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

No one wants to see that
I'm half rhino for god's sake!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

More 4/5ths rhino
Mind you, a rhino in a swimming cossie would be worse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

google it!
they are about £25, bargain. and the waterproof earphones come too. it's all good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)