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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, but al kindly offered to fuck her until it popped out by itself
Ahh, I've missed Al terribly
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Do the kids call it 'poping the raisin' these days?
It was the cherry back in my youth.

Still, as long as it's one of your 'five a day'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
THE SWEETCORN HAS FALLEN OUT OF HER NOSE NOW.
Just the raisin to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)
What a blessed relief.
I suggest super glueing her nose until she's 16. Then I suggest super glueing something else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I should superglue my own nose.
It'd save me a good £500 a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Just the raisin eh?
Is that the currant problem?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
It's her 'raisin d'etre' at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
she's been raisin hell these past two days

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)
That's an in sultana half, that is

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Excellent. Now tell her you'll have her nose chopped off if anything else goes in there

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
My dog has no nose...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
How does it smell?
'brilliant, because like me, it showers every day'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I've stopped showering with the dog
As all he wants to do is wipe his arse on the bath by sliding up and down the tub like a spasticated child on a slide.

Only the end of the bath where the shower is is gets clean as a result.

Still, my towels last longer now I'm not sharing them with him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I feel ill now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

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