I'm not a clean freak
and my flat (when I lived alone) was usually pretty messy, but never unclean, i.e. I wouldn't leave mugs with coffee in them so long they go mouldy and if something spilled I would clean it up, but I always have half finished projects all over the place.

Wiggy claims to be really clean and tidy but he's totally not, he just has less stuff than me. He makes me have mad cleaning blitzes every so often. He blames me for the flat being messy, but he's just as bad.

I don't remember my dream last night, probably because I had a joint immediately before bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you had a joint?!?
I've never wanted you more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

haha
yeah I gave in, if you can't beat them join them. I need to build up my resistance a bit though, if I'm lying on the sofa it just puts me to sleep.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

good girl ;-)
yeah, tolerance is a weird thing. I go through phases. I can smoke all night at the moment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Tsk, tsk
I'm so dissapointed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

sorry.
I'm not a huge partaker in Massive Drugs but I'm far from against them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

My tolerance is hilariously low.
apparently I'm very amusing to smoke with.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

lightweights are pretty funny
particularly when you get them to smoke a contraption
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

What's one of those fellas?
The one time I used a bong I was completely flat out. I get an awful sense of time dilation too. I remember each blink feeling like a year. I wantde to get up and leave, and told myself I'd leave in a couple of centuries...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm like that if I have a bong,
last time I did it Will had the lads round for Guitar Hero and I barely managed three notes, my time delay was stupid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

it's what I call bongs, waterfalls, buckets etc.
I fucking love smoking a good bong. Not had one since I left uni I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'd combined the bong with other stuff so was still fairly with it
the bad time dilation was from just a spliff.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Wiggy bought a hookah recently
they had a star wars night and everyone passed out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

heh
I've always found it hard to get a hookah working properly with weed in it. prefer spliffs and bongs really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

he only used weed in that once because you need loads and it's not the best method
he mostly uses it with the fruit vapour thingies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

yeah
I don't really care for those. give me a tickly throat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I don't mind them but it seems kind of pointless
like you're just breathing fruity air.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

with some slightly cancerous side effects

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

really? he told me it was harmless!
lies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I just laugh at everything for about half an hour then fall asleep.
I'd rather be drunk.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I much prefer being stoned to drunk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

With both, I usually get to a point in the night
Where I just think "right, I'm bored of this now, I just want to be sober again"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

it is annoying when that happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Never happens with me,
just "I want to go to bed"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

yeah me too
My sister is worse, when she's really drunk she'll be all happy and chatty and fun (the complete opposite of her normal self) and then suddenly she'll pass out with her head on the table.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I've never passed out through booze
But I do reach a point where I just go to bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Your flat isn't messy.
Or had you tidied especially for the party?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

don't enrage Pyschochomp
he wasn't invited remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

REOPEN THAT WOUND WHY DON'T YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Everyone tidies for parties
Don't they?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Depends what kind of party.
If I was having my friends over, I wouldn't bother.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not even a quick tidy?
I have a quick once-over of the living room, kitchen and loo. Nothing major, no scrubbing or owt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I'd move anything I didn't want them seeing/messing with.
But that's it. My friends create mess instinctively everywhere they go.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh god he makes me clean for hours before parties
like scrubbing the floor and proper cinderella shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

doe she make you wear a special outfit?
oh, I watched Crank 2 last night. It's as hilarious as the first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Isn't it?
Leaves it open to a 3rd as well, as ridiculous as that would be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

there's one in the pipeline apparently
possibly in 3D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

considering the ending of the first one I wouldn't have thought they'd need to bother with things like
'leaving it open'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

ha no. I tried to make him wear a frilly apron and nothing else but he wasn't having it
he's a nazi when he's in cleaning mode.

I need to watch Crank 2, I must remember to get Wiggy to download it. I watched the first one on acid though so I should probably watch that again to make sure stuff I remember really happened.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

on acid?!?
you absolute fiend!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's the only time I've done it
I wanted to know what it was like. It was ok, but I don't think I'd do it again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

didn't do it for me either
had some good times on shrooms in the past, but last time was shit, so I'm not bothering any more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

It was amusing, but I'm not sure I would be happy with halucinations
since we'd never done it before I wanted to do it in a safe environment, so we did it in the flat. I just wanted to make sure I would still be able to tell what was real and what wasn't. I do remember sitting on the balcony for what seemed like hours, giggling at the people who walked past and going "I squish your head". I think at one point we thought we were picking them up, like ants, which was hilarious at the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I do that
I wouldn't want people to go to my home if it's dirty. But then I have to clean again after the party, and I never have time.

Last party Mark couldn't help with the preparations, so he promissed he'd clean afterwards. 2 months later we still had plates and trays that hadn't been washed, and there was a black, sticky patch on the floor where someone had dropped a drink.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Dressed in rags with your own toothbrush?
And does he dress up as your fairy godmother when it's clean enough to tell you to start getting ready?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

that would be awesome
I wonder if they make a fairy godmother outfit that would fit him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

^like
i never dream cause of green!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)