Wham bars, beer bottles, cough candy, mint humbugs & those really fiery gobstoppers.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I could never get to grips with gobstoppers.
I think this is why I'm crap at blowjobs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I didn't think it was possible to be crap at blowjobs
then I discovered it was.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I make it up to the fella by being incredibly open minded.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm sure you'll get better at them with practice.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm 45. I've had enough practice by now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I meant Al

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

So you did.
Sorry I wasn't paying attention.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

it's a terrible shock isn't it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I always used to crunch gobstoppers
I think this is why I'm crap at blowjobs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ouch

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Wasn't allowed Gobstoppers or Jawbreakers or lollipops

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

me neither
I was brought up on diet coke as well
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Oh god help you
My mum just has a fear of me choking
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

if only she knew what you get up to at the weekends

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

It's probably a direct reaction to those rules

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

We were only allowed Diet 7 Up as this didn't have any "E numbers" apparently.
I wasn't allowed to watch Grange Hill either in case it gave me a "common accent". My mother. What a twat.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

*sadface*
Me and my dad still do Grange Hill impersonations for fun.
"Ah can andowl it. Ah can give i' up ennee taaim!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I also wasn't allowed to have the BCG jab at school. Apparently my mother said "my son will never mix with anyone who has TB".

12 years after this I began volunteering with the homeless, who are a high risk group for TB.

Stupid cow.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

that's byker grove silly!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Not to us it isn't!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

did Grange Hill have accents?
I don't remember, I don't think I really watched it

EDIT: having reread your post I realise you weren't writing in geordie, it was essix. Sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I wasn't allowed to watch Sesame Street because they spelled axe without an E!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

WTF?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

My mum didn't want me to pick up americanisations
I've totally, like, gotten revenge since then by watching reruns of Friends.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Same
I used to watch it when I was little but my mum made me stop after I started saying 'zee' instead of 'zed'.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

haha exactly, my mum's fears were not unfounded!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

mint humbugs?
are you 80?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

37

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

close enough
/youthlolz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

certainly feels like it sometimes!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)