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that remains to be seen

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I've met berk
She doesn't have a beard. On her face at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
interesting
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
So, whereas a couple of b3tans actively sleep with others
You're going to rack up a list of 'theory b3ta fucks'?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Are you hoping you're on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
No
But, in all honesty, I'd be hurt if I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
You're totally on mine

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Aww I feel loved!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
after creating The Picture
you can have anything you want
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I'd feel like it'd be blackmail
I cannot enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)
What's "The Picture"?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I made him a picture
It will never be seen by anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Now I want a Picture
I bet we all want one now
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
you need to have a SACRED BOND

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I bet they don't
And I've made you a picture! Two in fact (although one's for others too).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I want a special Picture
like his ^
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
it's not just mine
it's mine and Lab's

he's going to feel even more uncomfortable looking at it after this
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I should never have made it
And I certainly should never have sent it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I want to see this picture more and more now

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
hahaha
I'm going to have to have another quick look
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)
*cringes*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
ooooooh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
*researches how many CAT5e cables are needed to support a human body dropping from from 10ft*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Why, is it you and him high-fiving
over Amberl's tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
That actually
Would be better. By a fucking mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
in an aside
I highfived the hell out of some people at sonisphere

you got the odd person standing where people were walking asking for high fives. I suspect that at least 3 people had to go to hospital for hand injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Hope they didn't get seen by JohnTheDane

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I have a feeling it's a photoshop of Lab and Vipros
in a 'this is what we'd do if we didn't have girlfriends' pose
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Nothing sexual is happening between us
That's all I'll say.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)
you can't leave us dangling :(
you have to tell us now!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I can't even remember the conversation that led to its creation

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)
I vaguely can
It was something along the lines of 'with your hair and my beard, we'd be unstoppable'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)
haha, ah yes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:28, Reply)
God
You really don't
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
that would imply that I would have some kind of choice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Dude
Your beard is called Choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
this confuses me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Meaning, with your beard, you can pick and choose the laydeez as you please

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)
if only that were true
the only lady I've met who really digs beards is Lusty. If only more were like that....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
More are, they just don't vocalise it so much
My girlfriend gets upset when I shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
facial hair = win
in the large majority of cases. That is all.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Thank you for proving my point
Cheque's in the mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)
you've got yourself a good one there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Now if only I could grow a proper beard
Not this lazy, half-hearted thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
just let it grow as long as possible
then shave it off and do it again
and again
and again

then it should be a reasonable length. That's what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
That I can handle
I just get random bald spots.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
you just need to style it around them
gaz me an email address and I'll send you an amusing and educating guide
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)
A friend of mine gets around his bald patches
by having a tricorn beard.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I shaved mine off while away
I look slightly odd, and a little babyfaced.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I looked more than slightly odd last time I shaved mine off
freaked me right out
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
You got rid of the cavalier tash?!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
In fairness to the man he's engaged
and once someone with a face like Vipros emotionally traumatises a woman to the stage of getting her to marry him, you don't want to run the risk of giving them a reason to leave you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
that is a very good point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
what's the prob, you've got a backup

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Voice of experience there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I'm alright now
she's got a better car than me, so if she leaves I get half of it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
do you reckon you'd split it between front and back seats
or down the middle, passenger/driver?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I'd want the front
it's got the bit that goes vroom in it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
not if you drive a porsche

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
you should all make these lists
would make for good reading
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
until the inevitable flounce
by one person who is not mentioned once haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I feel if I published a list of b3tan ladies I'd do wicked things with
I'd be hounded off this site quicker than an Edmund alter-ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
well if you will insist
on including Chompy what do you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
In no particular order
BGB
Roota (but only if djtrailprice lets me)
rachelswipe
Amberl's breasts
the other bits of Amberl
Clendrix
EDIT Kitty - but it would be a sympathy bone to stop her getting upset.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
*looks*
aw :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
hahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
you weren't on the list either.
ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Kitty is pouting now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I bet you are too
or at least you would be if you weren't thinking "It's okay, I can have anyone here, I'm a rapist" and then chuckling to yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I'm doing a proper sad face
with my bottom lip all sticky out and I've made my eyebrows go all crumply.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Aww
you'd be on my hypothetical list
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
thanks
don't like Al anyway so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
aww

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Aww
desperation is so attractive.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
It can't be, or you'd have a girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
There I've editted it to make you happy

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Well done for spotting the sarcam.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
well done for spelling sarcasm correctly

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
It's this original and clever wit that everyone missed so much.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I missed it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Half his posts could be copied and pasted from the other half.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
it's efficient
I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
You would.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
he would if he had the chance!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
And the approval of djtrailprice
but really I'd want him to join in.
And Roota to go and sit outside.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I thought as much

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:26, Reply)
yay
fanks al
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

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