hmmmm
would you qualify for community legal funding? or could you visit a pro-bono clinic for some ideas as to throw at her? my firm runs one in blackfriars, for example?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There you go
promoting yourself again. You really are a terrible egotist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

oi
i don't do the pro-bono clinic AND i don't do family law. AND if he doesn't live locally he would have to find a local one. honestly, you're always with the criticism and the making me cry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Oh no don't cry!
You'll get your breasts all salty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

yeah yeah like you don't spend every night
and some early mornings wanking yourself stupid over the thought of getting my breasts all salty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yes, but not from your tears
Or at least your tears normally come from being shot in the eye. And the desolation you feel when I zip up my trousers and leave without saying goodbye leaving you with your mascara running down your face while you try and drown your sorrows with cheap white wine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

how dare you
i would NEVER drink cheap white wine. never.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry
a fine glass of chilled Chablis.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

i prefer pink sancerre actually
but chablis will do if it is all you have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

... looking like The Joker

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I earn too much.
My previous experience of the legal process has taught me that as I am only the dad, I don't count for shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Sad but true

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

If I owed a pro-bono clinic I'd have the catchphrase of "U2 can have good legal advice, as we're pro-bono".
or something along those lines.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

genius

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)