I'm at work stupidly early
as bloody Parcelforce will be delivering my new monitor "between 7am and 7pm" and Reception isn't covered until 8:45. And since I work upstairs I can't even pretend I'm working, I just have to sit in the lobby. What's the betting it arrives at 6:45pm?

How's your day starting - good or bad?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 7:59, 282 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my day started good.
finally starting to feel better today. Much happier.
And I started a new grid drawing today. it's coming along okay so far...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:08, Reply)

You're drawing a grid?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

nah it's a method of drawing from a photograph
you divide the photograph into segments with a ruler, then you can either enlarge or shrink the size of the image by how you create your grid on another piece of paper - then you fill in the individual grid squares.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Do you have one of those complicated plastic things
with hinges and a pencil in one end and a tracer on the other that draws things bigger or smaller?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

No?
I have a ruler and a set of derwent greyleads. I like to take my own photographs then draw them, but occasionally I'll take a photograph from someone else and attempt it.

give me five minutes and I'll take a photo, upload it, and show you what I mean.
Edit: Here we go.
i34.tinypic.com/15dnyn9.jpg
Not sure if you can see the gridding or not, but that's basically where I'm up to at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

That's a pantograph Al.
Really difficult to use.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I've never even heard of those...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Too dificult to describe, Wiki it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

already have - they look weird.
I just measure the photograph exactly, and divide it into squares, then get a seperate bit of paper to rule out my graph to start drawing!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I ordered some furniture a few weeks back
I was given a four hour time slot for it to arrive. It was 7-11am.

Imagine my surprise when I came through at 6.59am to see a man standing at the door waiting until 7 to ring the bell. I think he probably got a bit of a surprise too - it was a warm morning and I was wandering around the house stark naked, having just got out of the shower, and was going to the kitchen for a drink of water before getting dressed!

I made a quick exit from the sight line of the window and got dressed PDQ before opening the door, but I'm pretty sure he saw my cock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:14, Reply)

This was 7am - 7pm
I'm worried now as I didn't get here till 7:30. Thanks for that...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:23, Reply)

I hope you have your pants on!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:24, Reply)

He'd probably have to cover his neck as well...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Of course
Ere, where've you been?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oh, here and there
Broke up with Ms Crow a couple of weeks ago and had a subsequent sulky week or two I thought were best kept off the board, and this week I've been frantically looking for somewhere to live. Think I might have found somewhere though - going to phone them back in ten minutes or so and hope (a) the room's still available and (b) they liked me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Did she finally realise that you were a closet homosexual?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Basically.
The final straw was when she came home to find me curled up on the sofa, cuddling a cushion and weeping into my glass of chilled rosé as I watched the series finale of Glee.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I'm so glad mrs al wasn't in the room
when I watched that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Fucking hypocrite...
_{(Fancy meeting up for a bumming later?)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Fookin hell, not good
You alreet?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Yeah, I'm fine thanks.
And to be honest the intensive house-hunt has been quite enjoyable, even if did end up walking a circuit of some six or seven miles round Streatham last night to view four properties.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Oof

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Two strong contenders out of those four, nevertheless
I'm going for the large maisonette near Streatham Hill, sharing with three women. Seemed like a suitably lively house and the rent was wonderfully cheap (for London).

If that's gone, it's a toss-up between sharing with the quiet city-type in the same area or going all the way over to Surrey Quays to a lovely house which is down the road from a friend, but where I haven't met the other housemates and which is pushing my budget somewhat.

And if they're gone, I guess it's living with the young Polish couple and sprog in Elephant and Castle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

A bumder and 4 women?
I smell a sitcom!

Nah, not really, that sounds superb, hope it all works out well, and you don't end up sleeping in the kitchen!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

No, I think that's your feet.
We'll see...just tried to call her and she didn't pick up. I'll give it a couple of minutes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Man About The House here we come
I can see you in the Richard O'Sullivan role.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Course they liked you!
They might not have liked the smell though, so prepare for rejection.
Hope you're ok and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Smell?
*sniffs underarm*
Hmm.
Well, I just hope they like Madras...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Where's Streatham near that I would know?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Hmm...good question
It was the first time I'd really explored it myself, but I think it's basically between Brixton and Tooting, with Clapham/Balham just off to the Northwest.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Tooting!
How come you're looking there if that's not where you were before?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Well, I'm almost in Tooting at the moment - admittedly the other side of it
I had a look to see what was available and there wasn't a lot that came up in Wimbledon. I decided to get something sorted this week as I'm going away next week so I thought I'd take a look round, and if I liked the area, I'd consider it. Could be an interesting change of scenery.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:12, Reply)

My mate's from Wimbledon

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

It's a nice area
(Though I wish I was somewhere else every time the tennis is on)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

: (
Sorry to hear this.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Me too
Let us know how the house hunt goes, I'm sure you could do with some good news.
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

^^this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

He's been flailing his wrists around limply

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Alright Al

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

alright roota
how's you today? feeling any better?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm better but I'm not going to work because I'm tiiiiired
I have catnapped for the last 24 hours and I predict more.
Can you go to the shop for me?
I need milk and bread.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah sure
I'll pop into Tesco on the way home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Ta like

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I do bloody wash you know

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Not bad
Dogs woke me up at half six so I've been watching Curb. Been roped into working round New Cross now though which isn't too clever. At least Barry is working, he's a loon and amuses me very much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Another Barry?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Not too shabby
Had a fantastic night last night, got very drunk.

Now am extremely tired, with no Lucozade for half a mile!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

half a mile isn't that far.
go and get some you lazy bugger.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:46, Reply)

It would be a long way
if it's uphill, like in the old Hovis advert.

Not that you'll have seen it as you're too young and live in Australia, but still.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:51, Reply)

yeah but then it's easier to go back downhill and you get back faster.
so you'll feel like death warmed up on the waay there, but get some lucozade into you and go downhill and you'll feel ace until you trip over your feet and go arse over tit down the hill...

yes I'm speaking from experience.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:52, Reply)

It's a long way when I can't leave work

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I tend not to do that!
I'd rather do without.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 8:59, Reply)

mmm well I do that now.
I thought I was being well tough until I fell over, grazed my knee, and then had to hobble back to a mates place with blood pouring from my knee. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I did that at a gig
Decided to fall down a set of stone stairs, not fun!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

mmm yeah.
knees + concrete or stone = bloody badness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I fell off a bike when I was 12 and did myself some serious damage
Split knee (4 stitches), broken teeth, hands cut to ribbons and my forehead still bears the evidence in the form of a bump on the bone.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:04, Reply)

ouch.
that sounds kinda sucky!
I've never injured myself badly enough to need stitches.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Only ever butterfly stiches for me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I've had a few stitches
But I've never broken a bone.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I broke my nose when I was four.
I accidentally whacked it into a metal bar. Blood went everywhere.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I've been lucky in that I've never had anything major happen
Broken foot, broken funnybone, broken leg (18 months old), cuts and scars

A friend of mine still has a scar from when she was about 5, where she ran past a radiator, stumbled, and went cheek first into it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

My day started way too early
at this rate I'll be in work before afternoon :((
( broadsword, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Go to work for me
They'll be cursing me for being off.
I will do some work later though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Okey doke, which docks is it you work at?

( broadsword, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Liverpool, of course.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

We got dozens!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Stanley Dock

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:12, Reply)

The haunted one, right?
How do ghosts pay for their tricks?
( broadsword, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

They don't
They call me a hooooooooooor and disappear.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Sounds fair enough, I'm up for a bit of polterjizzed action

( broadsword, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Look at some breasts to distract you
this will add hours to your day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

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( broadsword, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Am suffering after the gym last night
My knees and ankles are killing me, but I did clock a sub 20 minute time for the three mile.

Otherwise I'm contemplating buying a new frame for my bike, the only way I can justify it to myself is to ensure Chickenlady gets the old one...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'd run if it wasn't for all that hitting a surface bit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I tried running.
I gave up after I worked out it was easier for me to swim.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I am a natural swimmer, I have ridiculous hands and feet
I don't go often enough these days, maybe I'll take the kids tomorrow.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

How odd
I myself have just dropped kids off at the pool too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Hahaha!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I need to run
otherwise I turn into a fatteh very quickly. However, I'm not a natural at it.

Last time I ran to the gym from work I had a tramp shouting "Run Forrest, run!" at me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Excellent
I've never had that, although I have been chased by a tramp with a beer can who wanted to know if I wanted some liquid refreshment in the form of Special Brew.
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I guess you were probably running at the time too?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

What passes for running with me
ie, shuffling along a bit faster than jogging if I can be arsed. I sped up considerably when he started chasing me though...
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

hehe, sounds like how I run.
it's laughable.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I've still got a manky ankle
as I found at the weekend when I did a run. But even on good legs I only just get under *thirty* minutes for 5km/3 miles.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Who's good legs do you use?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Leg of lamb
rubbed with garlic and Rosemary.

She's a lovely girl, very exciteable.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I'm going to my chum's funeral at lunchtime and I'm sitting here feeling very glum.
My boss asked why I was looking smart today, he hadn't looked at his diary, where we put all our events. I should have told him I was going for an interview, or court or something.

I didn't feel this bad before going to my dad's funeral, and didn't shed a tear at all. Now I feel a blub may even happed before I get there.

Fucking emotion chip won't turn off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Time of the month?

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Could be, I usually show no emotions at all.
A bit like Buster Keaton.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Keaton Gonad
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Not good
Not really much I can say, hope all goes well.

And then go and get almightily pissed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Wish I could, but I'm driving this evening, down to the New Forest.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Nothing I can say will help - I'm just sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

i had the same a few weeks ago
it is horruble however being with friends after helped. hope it goes ok.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I am fucking FURIOUS this morning (for a change).
Three days ago I told my ex I was a little concerned about our kid’s op because my mother and sister are allergic to general anaesthetic – she sneered at me, telling me there was no cause for concern and talking to me as if I had Downs. As I get into the overground part of my tube journey this morning I get a barrage of increasingly abusive calls and texts: basically I was right to be concerned, the anaesthetist wanted more information about it and it was my fault that my sister is on a shift in her police work and is therefore not available by mobile, and my mother’s away in Cornwall with the theatre and is similarly not available on the phone.

I’ve been called a shit dad, that my attempts to make these last-minute calls are ‘half-hearted’, that apparently I’d forgotten the op was today and only wished her well when I was reminded about it, that I’m a cunt (fair enough, that bit is true) and have been forced to endure a whole torrent of abuse and character assassination when I’ve done fuck all wrong. I’m now livid, my morning’s fucking ruined and the worries I’ve had all week about this op may be well-founded.

Great, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

that psycho bitch
she needs sorting the fuck out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I was thinking similar, only
sorting taking
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I volunteer my services.
How would you like it done, Monty m'dear? Shall I string her to a tree by her intestines like the Greens did in Russia during the revolution? Throw books at her and put her into a black room for days on end? Stab her? shoot her? The choice is your m'man, and because it's you, I'll wipe my charge of $999.99 and do it for a fiver.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

one side of a story is not enough to make a judgement
sounds to me like his ex is probably frustrated, first of all because she's worried that the general anaesthetic thing might complicate the procedure, which will already have her pretty stressed out, and because he can't get hold of the people he needs to before the operation.
From her point of view, if you didn't contact her before she contacted you today, I don't think you can blame her for assuming that you forgot.

I'm not saying she's not a psycho bitch from hell, she may well be, but she's your daughter's main carer, and it's down to you to prove yourself, not to her, but certainly to your daughter.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I think you should read the whole background
before you start mouthing off like a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I'm not mouthing off, and I don't know any of the background
I'm just saying that there are two sides to every story
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

But if you knew the background
then you would be perfectly aware that this kind of behaviour from Monty's ex is pretty common. And you are mouthing off and you are coming across like a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

And for once I agree with Al.
No offence mate, but you did come across like a huge twat. You sound like you were trying to take everything into account, but it's very easy to find out that Monty's ex is a cunt of the highest order.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

so I am supposed to read everything everyone posts and know everyone really well before I comment?
Ok.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

no mate, you're just supposed to think before you post.
and try not to get riled up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I'm not riled up at all
I've just been called a cunt and a twat for trying to see the other side of the story.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

that's not why

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

it's because I didn't know the back story
and tried to see the woman's perspective?

Really wish I'd kept my mouth shut
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

so does everyone else Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Who's Bert?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Nice try Bert

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I just did a search
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=bert

and I'm still none the wiser, who or what is Bert?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

it's because you were judgemental.
we haven't had the other side of the story from the horse's mouth, so you have a small point, but at least the rest of us are familiar with the repeated examples of this sort of behaviour, we know how much Monty dotes on his daughter and how she is the most important thing to him.

I'm not saying you should go and read the full back story, but that you should refrain from wading in with such a strong statement of opinion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

where was the strong statement of opinion?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

the following seemed strong to me
"From her point of view, if you didn't contact her before she contacted you today, I don't think you can blame her for assuming that you forgot.

I'm not saying she's not a psycho bitch from hell, she may well be, but she's your daughter's main carer, and it's down to you to prove yourself, not to her, but certainly to your daughter."

but you are just arguing semantics now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I take your point, the last bit's a tad strong and I retract that bit
the rest of the post I was only trying to see the other person's point of view though
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

BORING NOW !!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

that is understandable
no harm done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oh Vipros
I know I sometimes fail at this myself, but try not to get involved in arguing on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I'm not arguing as much as trying to explain why others are
if people are going to argue I at least want them arguing about the same thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

you started it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

No your mum started it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwww
that's really terrible, to be called a cunt on b3ta is so out of the ordinary.

Run along Bert.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Al.........
you're a cunt.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think that should go on the profile.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

it's like my own little star in Hollywood

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

no, but when something is clearly sensitive
and you don't know the background then it's advisable not to just deliver an opinion.

For a start his warning isn't last minute, he informed his ex of the situation 3 days ago, which is shortly after the operation was arranged.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I'm really not
you're the one flinging swear words around.

Am I supposed to read every post on the board before I reply? I saw a post, I called it like I saw it. I'm sure Monty's an alright bloke, but taking that post at face value I could see that there might be another side to it.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Shut up Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I like this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Oh of course
I knew it was a second account for someone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I hadn't actually thought it was Bert
I just like the meme
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

nor did I pretty sure Zozimus
is Bert though. Every dildo will acquire the mantle Bert.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Shut up Chompy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Hi Bert

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Hi Al!
Missed you loads.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Hi person I don't know
I haven't been here during your short, but no doubt stella career so far.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I haven't noticed them doing anything until yesterday
and I'm not sure I read any of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I called him out as Bert t'other day i think he is playing
I am still in two minds but I like this incarnation nonetheless
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

who, how and why is everyone Bert?!

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Bert Monkeysex - controversial, quite annoying
he canned the account with that name the other day but is apparently still posting on QOTW under another name. It's only a matter of time before he is back on here and until then anyone who is seen to be acting like a bit of a dick is probably going to get called Bert.

BobbyPires in particular will be doing this as Bert kept accusing him of being someone else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Oh, I see
Shut up Bert
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

that's the spirit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I'm fairly sure you mean 'stellar'
cunt :)
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I'm fairly certain I didn't
I'm implying his career is like a can of wifebeater. Unpleasant and with unfortunate after effects.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

and worst of all
Belgian
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I noticed
Don't worry, you haven't missed much.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

morning fella how goes it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Tip-top squire!
How's the tooth?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

tooth is gone
however the carnage that is the excavation site is fucking sore and my face is swollen to hell. I haven't eaten since monday night and living off smoothies.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

oh god. Wisdoms?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

yup it sucks, have you had them done?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Yup.
had all four ripped out at once last year. I got a GA for it mainly because I hate needles and stuff like that and talked to the surgeon dude and he said it would be better if I was out.
My face looked like a chipmunk for 2 weeks. Then I got an abscess. :(
I was not happy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Oh God poor you
plus I am now shitting it. I thought I would be healed by now. I wish I was Wolverine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

yes but if someone is going to say such things about an ex..
and the rest of the community reacts in a manner that suggests that the ex really IS a psycho witch, then surely it makes you question your position?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I don't really have a position
I saw somebody call somebody else's ex a psycho bitch when it seemed to me she may just have been worried about their daughter, that's all
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Go away Bert

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

^this the antipodean is correct!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Nah it's not that Poppet
Sometimes boards are cliquey, so she could have been a nice girl who we've all started calling a psycho because we're in the Monty fan club.
Everyone else's reaction is not enough for Ectomy to use as a barometer, but anyway, chill out. Ectomy's looking for a reaction and everyone's given him it.

And for the record, Monty's ex IS BONKERS.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I don't think Ectomy was even looking for a reaction,
and I think this entire reaction is a bit weird, he didn't say anything that bad, I doubt he offended monty much if at all.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I agree lad
Maybe it's just cos everyone reckons it's Bert. I dunno.
I'm scared.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I think al just woke up on the wrong side of bed today.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I don't know who you are, but thanks for being a reasonable sort
I found it pretty weird too, Monty's clearly an alright bloke, but I think the others are just bored and spoiling for an argument
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Also, certain members are sacred
Please don't get personal with them.
They're great people and totally capable of defending themselves, but we get a bit threatened if you don't take our word as law and have the audacity to criticise them when we like them so much and know how great they are.
You can, however, say what you like about anyone new, BobbyPires and Darth Foxtrot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

+ roota

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Shhh!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Ok, cheers
I didn't think I was getting personal or criticising anyone, but I won't be commenting on anything again until I've seen the popular opinion on it first.

So if I said that BobbyPires and Darth Foxtrot were a pair of shirt lifting mum-touchers, that would be ok?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

the way you had worded it was a bit unfortunate
and did come across as a bit personal without knowing more.

Seems like that wasn't intentional though.

More than ok, it'd be a very astute and accurate observation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Spot on
You'd get laughed at for trying to fit in and follow the herd.
But it's better than being called a cunt, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

out of curiousity when does my Newbie tag get taken away?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

hard to say
Darth has been considered one for longer than normal because he is such a sensitive, needy butt-buccaneer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

fair enough
I am not sensitive so do your worst you internet dwellers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

When we get bored of it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

You don't know who I AM????
I take everything back you're a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I've seen you on /talk!
I think we may have even conversed once or twice!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yeh', that's pretty much what I was thinking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Yes I'm flinging the word cunt at you
because that is how you are coming across. If you don't like seeing the word cunt written on your screen, then you shouldn't be on b3ta.

It's not about reading every post, but in this situation, where there is clearly a back story which most of the people here are aware of, it would make sense to find this out, even just by asking now, before shooting your mouth off in a way clearly set out to cause annoyance.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

now then, he may not have meant to cause annoyance.
he just managed it anyway.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

:-(
Man, that really sucks.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Shezilla needs stopping.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

have you seen a family lawyer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

The only reason I have 3hrs a week guaranteed access
is through taking her to court at a cost of six grand. Without that I'd be entirely at the mercy of her whims - it's bad enough as it is.

I simply cannot afford to take her back to court.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

hmmmm
would you qualify for community legal funding? or could you visit a pro-bono clinic for some ideas as to throw at her? my firm runs one in blackfriars, for example?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

There you go
promoting yourself again. You really are a terrible egotist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

oi
i don't do the pro-bono clinic AND i don't do family law. AND if he doesn't live locally he would have to find a local one. honestly, you're always with the criticism and the making me cry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Oh no don't cry!
You'll get your breasts all salty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

yeah yeah like you don't spend every night
and some early mornings wanking yourself stupid over the thought of getting my breasts all salty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yes, but not from your tears
Or at least your tears normally come from being shot in the eye. And the desolation you feel when I zip up my trousers and leave without saying goodbye leaving you with your mascara running down your face while you try and drown your sorrows with cheap white wine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

how dare you
i would NEVER drink cheap white wine. never.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry
a fine glass of chilled Chablis.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

i prefer pink sancerre actually
but chablis will do if it is all you have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

... looking like The Joker

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I earn too much.
My previous experience of the legal process has taught me that as I am only the dad, I don't count for shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Sad but true

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

If I owed a pro-bono clinic I'd have the catchphrase of "U2 can have good legal advice, as we're pro-bono".
or something along those lines.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

genius

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

on what grounds is she stopping you from seeing her?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

She's not stopping me, generally,
but chops and changes the arrangement all the fucking time. If I took her to court over this, they'd simply tell her off, and make her promise to honour the agreement. This would cost about £800.

Totally fucking pointless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

that's really shit, sorry to hear that
and apologies for any offence caused up there^^

I seem to have annoyed quite a few people just by trying to take a reasonable and balanced approach to your post
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Don't worry about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Don't let him off like that
he's basically come in here and said that David Bowie is a better father than you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

he is right though
you didn't grace your child with a name like Zowie
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Six grand seems awfully steep
Can you not get social services involved on account of her being a total fucking psycho? And surely if money is that tight you should qualify for legal aid to take her back to court if need be?
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It took months and months and two court appearances.
My salary's too high for legal aid, unfortunately. They don't take into account that about a grand a month vanishes for mortgage and not far off another one goes in loans, travel, maintenance etc leaving me with less than nothing...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I watched The Human Centipede this morning
If I find a crazy german surgeon and a japanese tourist, would you like me to arrange for her to be the second part of the chain?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

is it as horrible as it looks?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

No it's a fucking terrible film
but the idea of it is really unsettling and disturbing.

But the film is not graphic at all and the story line is dreadful, as is the acting.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

may skip it then
Was curious but sounds dull. Cheers Al
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

The scene when the lead guy shits
is just him going "I'm so sorry, I'm going to shit" and then looking upset while the woman behind him squeals and makes sad and upset eyes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

right I may watch it now for comedy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

It's like she is actually trying to make me so upset and angry
that I punch her teeth in. She is very nearly there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Here are some words of wisdom that might help
www.b3ta.com/talk/6912735
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

ha, cheers for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

That was tremendously annoying on a small touchscreen phone
Well done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Not my work,
it was friz, who is funny sometimes.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I'd been distracted by having to work and had forgotten I'd clicked it
So it was quite the WTF moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I ain't excusing this, not in the slightest, but what I think happened, and I don't really know so I could totally be wrong here.
Is that a lot of people can't bring themselves to terms that they may have done bad, so lash out at someone else. She was probably like "Naw, it's cool, he'll be fine, my little babe will be perfectly alright no matter what. That [your name] is being silly 'cus he is a worrier, doesn't really matter", but then when the big day comes and the ex speaks to that docs and they come up with you being right, she lashes out onto you because she potentially harmed her kid by not listening to you. There might be an element of "Well, my family is fine on anesthetic, it's your family that isn't, so this is down to you" in there too. I think it's that she can't come to terms with the fact that you were right and she was wrong, on something so important.

This isn't an excuse or anything, but maybe if you understand this way of thinking, it could help you deal with her.

You've mentioned these concerns on here, it isn't a last minute thing that you 'just remembered'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I think you are right.
She is completely incapable of taking responsibility for her own actions - she's fucked up royally here and should simply take it on the chin, but that goes completely again her nature. Everything is someone else's fault - usually mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I have an ex like that
always has to be the victim. When everyone found out he'd been cheating on me he tried to make out like it was hard on him having lost two women he 'cared about'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Oh I know a few people like that
And when you pull them up on their wrongdoings it's all "Oh I'm so shit, I'm a failure, you don't deserve this". By then you're stuck, if you agree with them then they flip at you, and you're now the bad guy, but if you coo sympathetically that they're not shit, they've won.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I am saying exactly what Gonz said.
I'm sorry she has that temperament and I'm sure Len will be alright.
I hope the worrying doesn't last long.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'm still not used to this parental worrying shit.
It's fucking horrible - made all the worse for being told that apparently I don't actually care at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

It must be very difficult
But you need a filter. You know how she views the world, you know how she reacts to stuff. She tells you you're a shit dad under the most normal of circumstances, so she's bound to go off like a jack-hammer when she's worried about the baba. And who's she going to turn on? You. "Fucking smartarse who keeps denying me some scrap of evidence that he's a shit dad." She's fuming with herself, she's fuming with you for being right, and she's as shit scared as you, because (so I hear) you will never worry about anyone you love as much as you worry about your babies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Bless you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I think this is what I was trying to say
only... better?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

This whole situation makes me angry
I don't know you, I don't know your ex and I don't know the situation, but I'm going to wildly throw in my opinion because I'm just that egotistical.

Your ex really doesn't have any idea how lucky she is in her daughter having such a devoted father. My situation was the other way around, my dad wasn't terribly interested in seeing us and my mum had to nag him constantly to have him come down to see us. I was old enough when he left to understand everything and I wasn't too fussed over not seeing him as a result, but my brother wasn't and couldn't understand why Dad wasn't interested.

If your ex had the first fucking idea about the emotional health of her daughter, she'd be doing a lot more. She's using your kid as a weapon to take revenge on you for whatever "justification" she feels she has and it's sick. I hope your daughter knows how hard you're trying.

Sorry to rant, I've read a few posts of yours on this and I know how the legal deck's stacked against Dads from my own interest. Good luck, mate.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Thanks a lot for this, Kroney, really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

My day's pretty good, I took it off work for no reason
other than I'm sick of being at work. I'm being productive though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Did you take it off as holiday then?
We have to book days off in advance, but I think this is a good thing else I'd have blown all my holidays by February.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

yeah I booked it off yesterday on a whim,
I'm the one who agrees everyone's holidays so I has teh power. I've got 6 left so I'm trying not to blow them all on a week off doing nothing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I have 16 left
And hope to have a week off in September to go somewhere hot.
We have to fill in forms for holiday requests, and there's a section where they ask you to detail why you want the time off. I never answer this truthfully. So far I've had approval to "Bring civilisation to The North" (Blousie's bash), "See a man about a dog" and "Conquer Prussia".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I wish we had that
I may start filling in the comments section. I use most of my holiday taking Wednesday afternoons off, it breaks up the week and boosts my flexi credit. I'm sure they think I'm doing something mysterious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

productive how?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I'm doing college work at the moment
then I'm going to start cleaning, followed by mending and altering clothes that colleagues have given to me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)

you are a day off jedi.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's true
If I have time I'm going to get some Dragon Age in, although it's proper story heavy so it's kind of boring.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

"it's proper story heavy so it's kind of boring"
Go play Tetris then, you ignorant wench! Dragon Age is a great game.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'm going to get Mrs V's parents to get me a Wii game for my birthday
what shall I get?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

A proper console?
I'm not a fan of the Wii, but you can't go wrong with Mario Kart and Resident Evil.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Mario Kart is top of the list
I don't play games much*, other than when we've got people round, so the Wii is ideal.

*if I do they tend to be old school PC games.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)

When I have mates 'round we tend to play Rock Band and Guitar Hero
But the Wii is a good family/party console. The Wii Play/Sports and Warioware minigames can be fun too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

sports resort is really very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Which one has the fencing?
Think it's one with Sonic and Mario? I hated that one, as the movements are utterly spasticated compared to proper fencing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

olympic games
the fencing is shit, but most of the rest of it is pretty good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

As a former fencer for the UK
(No I'm not Edmund) That fencing game made me angry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

is it because it used swords
rather than wooden posts and wire?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

The old ones are always
The oldest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

indeed they are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

did it not make it look gay enough?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I am going to
Rapier you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Do you know Mario?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Very well
I helped him rescue Princess Peach a couple of times, and he sorted me a good deal on pipes for when I hand-built my luxury mansion at the Everest base camp.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

No, you saucy little git
Never mind...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Super Mario Bros is really fun
but it does cause arguments.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I've got it
but hardly played it because my mrs and my mates are such cripples.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Wiggy bought it me for Christmas
we nearly broke up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Because you are a horrible racist
And complain to Wiggy that you'd like it more if there weren't any "fookin' Wops in it".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I can't be racist, I have a woppish friend

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

new star wars one looks ace plus you can buy a wii lightsaber
HARD ON TERRITORY
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

what's that called?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

can't remember I'll gaz you when I find it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

nice one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Stonkonia
oh you meant the game
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I love games that have a proper story
but when it stops you every 23 seconds to do a three minute cut scene it gets kind of boring, I want to play, not watch a damn movie. Hopefully it's just because I'm quite near the beginning, so it hasn't really got going yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Yes that's because you're at the beginning
Don't play Final Fantasy XIII then. For the first 6 hours or so it's 'follow the path, hit X a bunch of times, run some more, 10 minute cutscene, follow the path, hit X a bunch of times, cutscene'...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Heavy Rain is fantastic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I've heard it's good
I can't afford new games though, I have to wait until someone has bought them at the ridiculous price, completed them in 32 feverish hours and then returned them to Game.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

still not played that sat on my shelf in plastic. Fallout was ace though.
Bought prototype on a whim and thats balls. You have inspired me to get up and do some jobs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

If I sit around all day I get the guilt.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

like a good Catholic

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)

hey I don't call you horrible names!
oh wait..
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

hang on.............I think.............yup
she's joking again.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

of course I'm joking
I love catholics.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

It's those Presbyterians
You can't stand
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I just went routing through my car trying to find my passport to fill in Uni forms
and guess what I found in my glove box - A melted manky Tomlii burger. It's a sign that I should spend today being proactive.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

For the record, myself and my family are very much in the Anti-Bono camp.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

elloo scouse

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Areet Boobs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Word to your mother

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 10:28, Reply)