Clendrix and both her norks
I'd be playing to lose really.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hello, Married Al.

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Ohhhh, Al got TOLD, playing the maridge card.
"Oh look at you, you're married, my lushous norks will go un-Motorboated now, they're so loanly now you're married, because you can't do that now, oh well, I wonder if I can find some other strapping young bruite of a man to motorboat them into the early hours of the night, now you can't do it, because you're married. oh diddums and drat !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Any attempt at motorboating Clendrix would surely result in being crushed twixt her massive mammaries..

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

They're not for you to comment on, so STFU.

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Like a twix bar between two cinder-blocks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

So she needs a strapping young man
preferably someone with easy access to the Piccalilli line, and one who likes eating good food.

Now, who could I suggest as my successor.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I don't require a replacement Al, thank you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Woooo!
I was a bit worried I might get usurped in my abscence.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

But, you know, as long as I NEVER EVER EVER take up the offer, I'm cool to be next in line, yeah'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Hey
I thought I'd claimed your boobs? Am I goingto have to stick a little flag between them next time I see you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

TGB, can we recreate this photo?
here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

WTF?!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Don't think about it, Labs.
Here, have a cup of mindbleach.
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

The idea of you making Lab drink bleach
amuses me greatly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I hate you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I love you

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Me or Lab?
If you love lab it's over between us
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Lab.
But I was, as usual, being sarcastic.
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

At least you weren't 'being ironic'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

no

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

lol

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Hah, damn =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

NSFW! NSFW!
Isn't that your Auntie Sandra and Barry?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Someone on my facebook posted it.
They're at a water park, but out of context, I think that is the best photo I've ever seen.

I might make a website called www.ContextRequired.com or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I tried that
but then it squirted all this sticky stuff and fell over.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

He'll still do it.
She'll still love it.
The world'll keep on turning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Hi BFF!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I've missed you, you red-faced, grinning and sweatily happy bastard.

( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I was dancing like a highly relieved twat that evening.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You were properly entertaining.
Tightly's video-capture was very classy indeed.
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh no, I'll have to get a copy of that off him
The Orange Goblin tickets have arrived BTW.

Did I get my slayer ticket stub back off you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I thought I gave that to you...
I bloody hope so because I don't know where it is if I didn't :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I'll have a look when I get home

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Slayer were amazing at Sonisphere
I need to see them again.

I'm sure I've seen Orange Goblin supporting someone, but I'm buggered if I can remember who, or what they were like.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)