There are too many things that I hate to only pick three.
Text talk
Ugg boots
Reality TV.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:37, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

morning
ooh you posted at leet o'clock
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Its actually afternoon for me for once.
Had to get up early to see the ugly little crotchfruit.
I'm about to go for my first driving lesson. DO NOT WANT. Today is shit.
How are you?

Ooh So I did :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Good luck in your lesson!
According to my instructor (who's immensely fit, have I mentioned this before?), it's not becoming to throw the double-deuces out the sunroof at some arsehole driver. She did agree with me that it'd look cool though, and you'd get bonus points if you didn't open the sunroof first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

s'all good, I had a productive weekend so I'm all smug and shit
Driving is awesome, although if you live in the city it's not all that necessary.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Good luck
I am currently a learner myself but through gravitation to another city I have parted ways with my current instructor.

Started driving in March, I can do all the maneuverers (well, most of the time) but just not quite at test standard. Roll on TEST (I foresee months to go....)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

And you called me a geek...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You don't like text talk.
But also you can't spell.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

No, I can't type.
There's a difference.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

OK I'm going to hold my hands up here
and say that I've just realised that it's part of the joke (innanimate)...

That's what I get for being hungover and not reading things at all.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Yeah, it was originally Chompy's typo that became the joke.
So it's chompy that can't spell really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Well I'm going to track him down and destroy him
for making me seem foolish.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You'll never work out where I live.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I was just about to leap in and be all "I know, I know, I know!"
then I realised you were being 'funny' again.

I think you should put your money where your mouth is and host a bash in MK so we can all see its delights.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'll need a house first
and I'll need a very select guest list.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

If I bring cakes will you like me?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I will, but I still wont fancy you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Oh and my mate makes cupcakes like this
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs320.ash1/28163_10150178860565347_558305346_12313500_7900199_n.jpg
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs584.snc3/30833_10150202068095347_558305346_12902680_1345990_n.jpg
are you that good? because she'll be the competition.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

hahaha am I shite!!
Is she the one who never replied to my message :'(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

No this is another,
next time I see her I'll see if she can give you any tips.
edit: sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs584.snc3/30833_10150202084450347_558305346_12903522_6999229_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I had some of these,
they were good.
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs535.ash1/31343_10150210584655347_558305346_13164838_6653420_n.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You know that icing you get on carrot cake.....
... I like that stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

the stuff that is made of cheese?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I like these more
I can do some of that stuff, it's all fancy nozzles on the piping bag, but I need a lot more practice. My cupcake business partner and I are hoping to do a Slattery's decorating course so we can has mad skillz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Then I will destroy the first woman I find in MK
and hope that I get lucky...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Go out on a Friday,
you always get lucky on a friday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Mortal Kombat?
I'd advise against that, you'll get battered
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

This is the official Vigilante Anti-Panties apology

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you
pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/white-magic-hell.jpg?w=473&h=250
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hahaha
Where the fuck did you find this?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

It was newslettered
pleated-jeans.com/2010/05/20/15-awful-examples-of-christian-propagand/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

OMG WE'RE THE SAME PERSON
/rough ac
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)