Thats the problem
I have a bit of difficulty getting down to London when

a. I'm skint
b. 2 kids

n.b. Points a and b may be linked
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:08, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I feel your pain
But not all of the bashes are in London and many kind b3tans do car-shares and offer floors to sleep on.
Children are baggage though - I've missed a few bashes because one of the Nuggets has been ill or my childcare has fallen through.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

We do them round the country, where you based?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Newcastle
for my sins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Moaty?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Haha!
officelol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

You really mean 'stormdrainlol'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Hmm, Manchester bash is quite a distance from there then...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Manchester bash
everywhere apart from Sunderland
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

And of course, meeting people from the Internet
Is a dead scarey proposition that I'd never want to put myself through.

Meeting strangers in one thing, meeting strangers who already know each other just seems strange to me. Like going to a wedding on your own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Additionally
People from the internet who advertise they fuck dogs!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

is it just me
or is JeffTheDogFucker quite similar to JohnTheDane?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

No.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

one of our spies tells us you used to be quite mullered a lot of the time

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

They'd be 100% correct.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'll tell Vipros.
I mean, the spy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Jeff's honesty is a lesson to us all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

And it's your fault
Someone has alluded to me being Edmund.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Sorry about that. I'll change it back soon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Don't you fucking dare.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Well I'm going to have to face JohnTheDane comments.....
I mean, doesn't get ANY worse than that does it?

DogFucker? That's fine. But to be called JohnTheDane? That's just, well, wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Maybe people have confused 'TheDane' with a great dane.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

The only people who'd get confused with that
Are the sort of idiots who'd believe a banker was actually a qualified Army medic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You seem to know a lot....
Hmmm?
*holds up big torch*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Have you met my wives?
Sorry, I mean wife.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
You're not him.
Which means now you've got to come to a bash so we can check.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Fair enough.
And don't worry if you, or any other bash atendees are thinking of dropping out because they've hurt their hand and are thinking they won't go.

Fear not. I am an expect with mending hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Pffft!
I actually have a first aid certificate, I'll have you know!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)

It's surprisingly nice
Especially as everyone is friendly and often not as much as a cunt as they are on here - I'm referring to Al.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I'm not!
I burn peoples retinas.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)