Prince Harry
went to our Wetherspoons on a night out. There was a huge crowd of people around his table staring at him plus three or four bodyguards to make sure the staring didn't turn into talking.

Later on, I went to the bog. One of the bodyguards was in there, hanging around. "Alright?" I said. He ignored me, I think he felt he was too important. Mildly put out, I waited by the cubicles. A door opened and out walked Harry. He looked slightly startled and kept his eyes and head down. I think he was expecting some kind of "omgomg" reaction. Instead he got ignored. I'm not big on bugging famous people. Besides, I really needed a wee.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:08, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You waited for a cubicle and you needed a wee?
YOU are Eoin McLove.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I don't like pissing
in a trough with the common people.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Do you eat jam straight from the fridge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I don't eat "jam"
I eat conserve. Marmalade on occasions and sometimes Marmite. Not "jam". You might just as well ask me if I collect rubbish from the shores of the Thames, sir.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I can't get the flow to start
if I'm standing at a urinal with other men. If I'm there first, and in full flow when someone else comes in, it's fine, but breaking the seal is impossible when in company.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Shy bladder
'tis a curse.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

one that afflicts me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Thankfully
I seem to have a large bladder so don't need to go that often. So I can usually get through the working day by having a wee when I have my lunchtime dump.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Efficient time management of this kind
makes you Employee of the Month material.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I bloody wish
I'm staring redundancy in the face.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

well piss on it then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

yes, they are the royal family
but him and william are a bit thick, and don't seem to have any redeeming qualities. at least harry likes a bit of a drink I guess
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Takes after his old man....
I've said too much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I like Harry better
anyone who goes to a fancy dress party dressed like a Nazi has my kind of humour. Or he's just a giant fascist, which is appropriate enough for a member of the royal family.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

HAHA SHY PISSER

( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)