I've always thought of writing a b3ta guide to dating
but I think it would only boil down to "talk to people you fancy you loser"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Also here's some straight talking from Cameron:
"If you are entitled to welfare and can claim it then you should claim it but if you are not entitled to it you should not get and should not claim it."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

true that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I hope his face gets cancer

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you are JefftheDogFucker's
five year old nephew clearly AICMFP
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

No he's not.
My nephew is only evil to girls.

So can I have the fiver?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

he'd make an exception
for David Cameron
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Maybe he would.
But until he says so, I WANT THE FIVER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm afraid
you'll have to apply to the nebulous authority who hands them out. Currently until the identity is confirmed, the five pounds is in escrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I'm telling my nephew.
You're for it now. FOR IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I wouldn't take any dating advice you told me seriously
Plus, telling me to ask for a girl's number is not likely to work. I know that's what I'd need to do, but I have never been forward enough to go for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You should do, all the ladies love me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

that is clearly the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

me
Milk Tray
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Are you calling every girl on here fat?
I think you are.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

We're all fat down here
According to /talk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

they're only speaking truth of course

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

They're just jealous because their girls are men.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

or liking chocolate
and that doesn't make us unique
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

speak of chocolate-liking girls
where's Darth these days?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Recovering from rectal reconstruction surgery

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

me cool James.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

best nickname ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

"apply chloroform to rag"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

There's a photo from friday that isn't going to help my tattered reputation.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

the only thing that could help your reputation is to kill everyone who knows you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

or shut down b3ta
this reputation is online only.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm just doing some facestalking to find the one you're talking about
that bird you know with the hyphenated name is gorgeous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You'll have to narrow it down? Jodie?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

yeah that's the one

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah she's really nice too, going out with a mate of mine.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

she looks like a cross between Rachel Stevens and Jessica Alba
fucking bitch. I hate her and I don't care what you say!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

The other Jodie is actually more attractive in real life.
Just strangely less photographic.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

strangly less?
Freudian slip there...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

No it was a typo obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

And the word you might want is
Photogenic
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

misery chomp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)