and just to catch up
I'm a former AI researcher (and doctor ;) now software developer for a financial services company.

Most Americans I've met have been lovely people. But those were actual Americans, not meat puppet accounts.

I play football. All the time, absolutely love it. Such an adrenaline rush taking the ball past someone, striking a sweet shot, making a decisive pass etc.
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't play sport to save my life.
In fact I'd probably inadvertedly end it while attempting to play sport if I actually tried!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

what did your research into Al find out?
that he was a faux-geordie with a penchant for same sex buggery?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That took me 3 years to find out!
Also, he doesn't like it when you say Motorhead sucks.

Motorhead sucks.
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)

So does your girlfriend.
on my massive cock.

Every weekend you're not there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

your left hand
with a bobbed haircut drawn on it is not actually my girlfriend.
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

oh
that means I don't have a girlfriend either.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

But her and my wife get along so well

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I trip when walking
it would just be silly to get a ball involved.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:15, Reply)