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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is probably the dumbest question anyone has ever asked in the history of B3ta
but who fancies joining a Fantasy Football League?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:41, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
hmmmmmmmmmmmnah.
I have no idea what the rules of REAL football are, I'd be rubbish at fantasy football.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Fuck RIGHT off

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)
calm down now labradoodle.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Fuck off.
Who wants to join my Fantasy (I can't think of anything) League?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I'll join your fantasy league
/euphemisms
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Let me be your fantasy
*early 90s rave dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUhImV302rA
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Rhino?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
/thread
www.b3ta.com/links/482085
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)
you know the world cup is over right?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
He asked
"who fancies joining a Fantasy Football League"
everyone in that thread does.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)
too subtle for me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Not like he's going to thank me though is he the cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
No
I was rather hoping there'd be more people I know and vaguely like involved, hence my making the enquiry here

Now I feel bad, that was really quite nice of you

Thanks Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
it's the mindless belligerence
he'll get what's coming to him
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
My belligerence is generally very well thought out
It happens so infrequently that I want to get it right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
good attitude

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Have you finished collecting all of the Panini stickers now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Shut up Bert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
GTFO.
I'm going to imagine you asked a different question and answer that instead.
Mondays, because I don't have to work, my mum is out of the house all day, I have a driving lesson and we usually go out monday nights.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I choose to believe that the question you believe I asked is
In the event of a nuclear apocalypse, which three possessions would you bury in a time capsule for discovery by future generations?

Now you look STOOPID
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Seeds
A book on Mathmatics
A book on Meterology.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
There's a massive Bunker somewhere in the arctic that is actually filled with thousands of different kinds of seeds.
for exactly that kinda event.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Yeah I've forgotten what it's called but there was a good article on the bbc website about it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
if you remember, or find a link, I'd be interested
/too lazy to look for himself
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Me
Unlimited Oxygen (with processing for Carbon Dioxide, etc)
Unlimited Food
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
so a plant
and a family of pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Lots of plants
And yes, I suppose pig would be the best, due to Pork Chops, Ribs, Crackling, Roast Pork, Bacon and Sausages.

But then I'd also require apple sauce, brown sauce and ketchup!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I used to go out Monday nights
Eventually my work sat me down, and said "Look, we can't stop you drinking, but can you please stop being so hungover on Tuesdays?"

I behaved a little more after that. Now I drink Thursdays instead, due to karaeoke at my local.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
We used to have a £1 a pint night round here.
I'm not sure how I went every week and still got up to work the next day.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
What was it?
The last £1 a pint place I went, the only lager was either San Miguel (ugh) or Carlsberg (utterly impossible to get drunk off)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
It was a night my friend ran,
they had carling and fosters for £1 or Kronenburg for £1.50.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
A nice pint of Carling can be enjoyable, but I don't think I can get drunk off it
Kronenburg is a different beast though. Unless it's a good pint, I can't drink it. Once I've started though, I won't finish until my wallet is empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Carling is cooking lager.
The same as Fosters.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
A good pint of Carling is superb in Summer
Fosters is permanantly shit though
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Carling is pish.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
What's your drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Cider is the usual tipple
But in the world of lager, I'd go with a Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Stella is a good choice
But there are far too many sub-par pints of it. Mainly I'll drink ale though, Bombardier or Courage Best being my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:21, Reply)
So we are agreed then.
Carling is shit, but it doesn't matter as neither of us would go out of our way to buy it as we both prefer cider or bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Precisely
I'll drink Carling on a recommendation, I won't waste my time otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)
there was a club near where I used to live
that did 'all you can drink VKs between 8pm and 10pm'. You just had to return your empty to get another one. We all thought this was brilliant until we realised that you can't phsyically drink more than about 5 in two hours without throwing up from all the fizzy sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Ugh, that sounds horrific
Place near us does them for £1 per bottle on Thursday, but it's such a shithole it's just not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
my junior drinks on Sundays and Thursdays
with the resulting hangovers. I've taken the last three Fridays off to be try and teach her a lesson. And to have Friday off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Why do you go out on a Monday?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
For me, it was due to Monday Club at Wetherspoons, so I assume the same?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Dunno really.
Its just what we do. We go out other nights as well, but monday is the most common. Student night in Chester.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Good answer

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I just can't hack it
I tend to get a bit mashed on Sundays, because it makes work just bearable.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Mondays are better, because it means you've got something to look forward to as you're going to bed Sunday night
Now I do a pub quiz Monday nights.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I like this logic
Although Sunday nights pubs are rarely tooo busy which is when I like them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
The local does an open mic night, so I avoid the place like the plague, hate that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I think someone usually runs a b3ta league
I think it's more /talk-centric though... By the way the Sky Sports one is PISH.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I'm in 5 of em
246611-66265 - That's the b3ta one
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)
...and now so am I
cheers Mad Dog
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
No worries

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Ooooh, this is going to be embarrassing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I'm in one too
but have handily forgotten the password.

You support any team in particular or just a fan?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
After last night I'm ashamed to admit it
but I'm a Forest fan. Born and bred
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I shouldn't have asked
should I ;)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Depends
Who's your team?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
ahem ahem ahem
ahem*birmingham*ahem
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Good season for your lot last year
I reckon you're a decent striker away from comfortable mid-table security
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Yeah wasn't too bad
Reckon it's a little more than a decent striker, need to pull our heads up and remember what we're capable of most of the time!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
And hope Foster turns out to be as good as he ought to be
Cos if he's not, you might be fucked. Hart was probably worth about 15 or 20 points to you last season
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Liverpool fan here!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
You can't be
you're actually from the North-West
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I know
That's why I'm a Liverpool fan, and not a Manc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Oh yeah
I got my red-wearing sides that I have at one time or another harbored a deep, seething hatred for mixed up. You're all basially the same, aren't you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)
See, now you're just asking for a slap...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Yes, yes I am
Luckily I'm bigger than you

Probably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Doubt it
I'm a fat bastard, haha
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
In which case I shall outrun you
and if you pursue me in a car, all I have to do is lead you into a 5mph zone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Worth the 3 points

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Everyone fancies me I am incredibly hot
This wasn't worth the effort really
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Alright TGB?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)
No I am angry today
work is stupid as are most of the people I work with
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Cunt them all in the fuck.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
You're rarely worth the effort

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
fuck off you fucking cuntozoid

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Got sand in your vagina?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
A beach?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)
don't call her a bitch hombre

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I was thinking more
Sahara.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Don't get Gobi
with me young man.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Don't go winding her up
if you don't know Atacama down again.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Right I'm putting you on ignore
I'm not in the mood for lame unoriginal jokes today
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
*shocked*
You're actually putting me on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Excellent we can all say what we really think of her now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Made me laugh
Take 5 points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)
rule of life: football is shit.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I like this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

this football
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
shut your face its brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
go to calendar we have a b3ta league already set up
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Is it the one with the code 246611-66265?
Please say yes, I've already joined that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)
yeah mam
do you have another I'll join?

man even!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
you in?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Yep
Dyslexics Untied
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)
good man,
mine are OmarBangBang and Smeghead Utd. Cannot wait til Saturday. FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Proper football
Started last weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Yeah your season started brilliantly........................
Calamity James in full effect
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Ocelot United
have joined the league!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

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