1. None at all
2. None at all
3. None at all
4. Can't think of one, sorry.

I like the word 'mnemotecnic' though, not come across that before.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Come on Monty
you have a kid, that's an achievement! I don't think I'll ever have kids. Plus you are also B3ta's most negative man, that's another achievement.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I got a nutcase pregnant.
I'm practically Edmund Hillary.


EDIT The stupid thing is there are loads of things I am passionately positive about but unfortunately they're all rather obscure so I rarely get the chance to enthuse about them here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

officelol

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

office chuckle hear too
I was only trying to cheer you up. MASSIVEFAIL!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Then the acheivements are:
1. Not killing her
2. Being a good dad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm sure Monty will agree
that having a kid is not an achievement. Any fucking retard can manage it.

It's more of an achievement not to have any.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I agree my choice of words was poor
I should have said raising a child.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

saying that would not cheer him up
and it would show you don't pay any attention.

A large part of Monty's unhappiness is that he doesn't get to raise his child.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

stop making me feel like a cunt....................
you cunt!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

True, he doesn't get to raise his child in a day-to-day sense
but he has made a huge effort under difficult circumstances to make sure he can still be a part of her life, even if it is only once a week or whatever, and that is a big and hugely worthwhile achievement.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Mate, you're a safe enough bloke, made a few mistakes, some better than others, but so has everyone else somewhere down the line.
You don't need Netdizians to ego-boast you, you know where your skills and talents are better than anyone, and everyone, bar none, has some.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)

George Bush?
Keith Chegwin?
Chico?
Gareth Southgate?
Michael McIntyre?

I believe these people have no talent at all Gonzo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah',
George Bush: Fucking up the entire planet with Daddy.
Keith Chegwin: Making your dad's cringeworth drunken dance at a wedding not seem quite so cringe worthy.
Chico: Telling the time.
Gareth Southgate: Playing rugby in an international football match (from the time he kicked that penalty that went well wide).
Michael McIntyre: For the life of me, I can't remember who he is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Michael McIntyre
I rest my case, I rest my case.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

*shrugs*
I've done nothing with my life save acquire useless arcane knowledge and have a good time. I've achieved fuck all. Until I became a father this didn't bother me, in fact I found it somewhat amusing, but it's starting to wear a bit thin now I'm heading towards 40...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

having a good time is an end in itself
I can't see any other reason for us being here, and if having a good time wasn't the meaning of life then it wouldn't feel so good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

"and have a good time"
achievement.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I have had some absolutely gigantic achievements in this field.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Have a good time should be right up at the top of everyone's list.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)