using photoshop doesn't make you a proper photographer
/#27 of things I'm too nice to tell my mates
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

carrying a camera around on a shoulder strap everywhere you fucking go
does not a photographer make either.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

my friend has posted a shit ton of pictures on her fb saying 'pics for my photography business'
they're black and white and have words across the top saying things like 'love my life' and 'bois and girls'
I'm like, I bet you couldn't even give those away
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I really really want to see that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I just can't bring myself to post it here.
soz
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

OMG Your dog is so cute in the pictures where it's sitting in the car.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Did you see her dress????
Grew out of it after two weeks :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Awwwwww! That is a very cute dress

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Yay
I agree with this. I used to work in a photo lab and a camera shop people came in claiming to be photographers, but didn't know what aperture was, nor guide numbers on a flash
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

i'm not a photographer
i'm a photoshopper
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

you're not my mate either

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I DON'T WANT NEW MATES I WANT THE OLD ONES
*collapses in pool of self pity*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

where are they?
Are they being all coupley and sickening?

Join them and make yourself a thruple
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Insist on joing in on any hand holding or kissing that happens
and then accompany them to bed, but wear big woolen pyjamas and insist on sleeping in the middle.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

eurgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

fuck you too
:)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

not now, maybe later

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)