big chill 2008
we got there too late to find a decent site, realised when we got the tent out of the bag that neither of us had ever pitched one before, spent literally about 2 hours erecting the shonkiest tent you've ever seen, parasiting onto other people's tent pegs because my friend's brother's tent was missing half the pegs... realised the following morning that the outer layer was missing because everything was three feet deep in dew...

ate twice the recommended number of brownies, passed out at 6pm, woke up at 9am the following morning having missed the 50,000 strong action that had gone on all night.......

utter utter fiasco. on the plus side, the big chill is really good fun and there were some great people there. 9/10, would go again. but would only eat 1 feckin brownie this time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Brownies" as in...
..."Space cakes"?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

No, she's really, really into scat

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

we talked about this, sweetheart
remember you were going to keep your fantasies in your head, not frantically spurted out all over the board?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Bed Shitter?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

that wasn't me though
and it was as far from turning me on as you could possibly get. even paul daniels in a sparkly thong would be miles hotter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

that's true of any situation though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

What, Like Cleo Laine?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I find both forms of scat equally abhorrent.

(Cave Duck, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

This ^

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Naughty naughty
I have to avoid such things as one day I may be screened for MASSIVE DRUGZ and I don't want to be "Removed from the register" and struck off.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

i don't know what you are all implying
it was just a really big cake baked by a man so it was a real "boy" cake, all burnt, and it just made me sleepy because i can't normally eat that much cake. that is ALL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

what do you do colonel?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

He's Dwain Chambers

(Cave Duck, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Chambers "The Rock" Johnson
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

-
therockjohnson Dibley
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Dwain The Vicar of
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

you win this round

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Aww, I was hoping someone would go for Officer Dibble from Top Cat.

(Cave Duck, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:40, Reply)

touch kids

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

he's a tree surgeon

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Drug dealer
Accountant
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

accountant dealer.

If you need a drug dealer he'll find you one, for a price.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Is everyone sorted for e's and whizz and tax advice?
Top one, nice one, GET SORTED!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

my friend ordered mcat through vivastreet
he googled 'where can I get drugs' and the dealer had a listing. I was like WTF
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Any drug that has a street name of "Meow Meow" can't be too bad, can it?
Perhaps they should name Meth "Fluffy Kitty Snoozems"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:25, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

To be fair drug dealers are equally worried about their peers discovering that they've been reading accounting books
"I couldn't help it the ammortisation just takes over you"
(Cave Duck, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Well ammortisation does lead to a lack of Goodwill
*Laughs at accountancy joke*

*Dies a little inside*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

bunch of funny cunts this morning eh!!!
tree surgeon - I need some sort of cipher with you O'Hara you baffle the fuck out of me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I am indeed an enigma
It's my borderline self-diagnosed-because-the-internet-said-I-didn't-have-it ADHD
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

thanks for the explanation........................................
edit - crazy lady
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)