The guy I was with was such a nightmare that I texted my friend to get her to call me
but she didn't get the message for ages so I got really drunk instead. When she eventually did ring, I was so drunk that the bloke I was with picked it up! It was so embarrassing. Then he tried to hit on my mate when she came to collect me, it was awful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

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hitonmymate smoked a joint with my mate whilst I passed out in the back seat
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

that was indeed the joke
well done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

damnit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Basically 80% of what kitty says is about me.
It's actually quite scary.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Of course, all the hostility covers up a core of aching desire for you.
Don't take it too badly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

it's true
I want to push you in the mud and put spiders down your top.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

True love!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I wish I hadn't said that bit about spiders
now I'm all itchy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

An old man in England thinks he found a funnel web
in has garage. Fuck that, I do not want scary spiders here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You think we like having them here?
I'm in constant fear of them. On Sunday I got out of the shower and reached for my towel, only to see a fuck-off huge huntsman on it. I screamed. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

You poor poor cow
I would have a heart attack. When my friends were camping in Oz there were three of them in a tent and mike opened it in the morning to be greeted by a huge huntsman just dangling in his face. There are photos on his fb page. Big nasty horrible fucking things.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Didn't have a heart attack but I did step back so fast I fell back into the shower and cracked my head on the tap.
my life is one long slapstick comedy show.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

you're officially being given my second
'Awwwwwwwwww'

of the day.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I feel honoured. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)