I don't know how some people can do this
My mum is great at complaining as is my sister. I on the other hand am rubbish and just get cross and shouty.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm so rubbish
I'll get all worked up about something, so I'll make a phone call and they'll go "sorry, that's just the way it is" and I'll go "Oh ok, thanks for your time". Then I'll come off the phone and get all angry again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I'm currently engaging in an exchange of letters with the manager of a Ford Dealership
trying to get some money for wasting my time. I like writing letters, I can be all reasonable and cutting in letters, but not in person.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I do the same
But then I call Mark to talk with them and he sorts it out for me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm shit at complaining and at haggling as well
there should be a service that does it for us
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

They'd just extort you though
Knowing you wouldn't be able to complain about them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'll do it
I always get what I want
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

They'll be powerless to your small voice

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

as long as that bastard
Omid Dhjalili has nothing to do with it. That advert makes me want to hit the telly.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

it's still the funniest thing he's ever done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I quite like him
I watched The Mummy again for the 27th time the other day. I really don't know why I can't just turn that film off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Because you're thinking of me
me Brendan Fraser
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

hmmmm
I can kind of see it, I think.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

h
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

She's Irish?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

The 'h' in the subject

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Yes I know that
I was making a joke. You really don't like your kneecaps do you. CLendrix is going to be really mad when she gets back.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

two shit jokes on one thread eh Al?
slipping......
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Oh she'll be mad alright
When I show her this
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'll get you for this, you stole my idea!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Now I've got a template
Ho ho ho
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Ha!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Minus points for not matching the colours to your post
And for leaving a little white border at the bottom.
Minus extra points for having not already gaz'd the evidence to her...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Plus you saved it as a JPG
I can see the blurring/distortion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)

So what
it's still clear from the evidence that you were being rude about her.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I find those adverts annoying, but I think he's quite funny

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

his whole act is, I'm posh and English to I'm shouty and Iranian
just not funny at all. He is no Reginald D. Hunter, that man can do racial comedy and be funny not stereotypical.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

But your whole act is actually being Bert
but pretending to be an actual person, which is also not funny.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

^ you horrible cunt lol
bert chompy
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I find him funny
but I imagine an advert done repeatedly of him doing the iranian voice might get annoying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)

"How can we have an inSHOOrance advert with a funny foreign voice but not get accused of ripping off the meerkat one?..

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Get a scouser to do it?
Mind you that'd be rubbish as everyone would assume you were trying to fleece them.

And steal their hubcaps.


And then have a minutes silence about it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Barry from Eastenders likes this.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

You forgot the bit where we release a charity single

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

And then get upset because your shell suits caught fire.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

it wasn't my shell suit that caught fire
It was my garish checked suit from M&S, OMG you internet bully
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm sorry Roots
I was only joshing like.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I can't answer
I'm in therapy. There was a freckle on my leg that looked like Simon Weston after that incident.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I was just calling them cunts and demanding they switch my phone back on repeatedly
She used logic and a smart mind. Who bloody knew that would work.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Is this Stephen's mum?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:18, Reply)

*Steven
And aye.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Oh, sorry
They're well touchy about that ph/v thing
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah I'm sure he barked "tell her to do one" when he read your reply.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)