What a stupid opinion of people who go on maternity leave.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's not serious Chompy - do I need to put a disclaimer on

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

you should put one on your face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I feel like I need one at the moment
it's quite a lot to take in, Chompy, Bert, and being misunderstood. That was a bit too emo even for me. MTFU ac, MTFU!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

It does bug me a little how much new mothers get now
she's had a year off and she gets to come back to 33 accumulated holidays, plus flexitime that none of the rest of us get, plus she will undoubtedly have numerous baby-related crises of "I need to go and pick her up from nursery, she's sneezed".

It's mainly the desk thing though, I like my desk. It's got my tiny army of origami post-it cranes on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

yeah but sneezing is the worst

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

My sister in law has done it and is doing it again
I get the whole wanting to have kids stuff but a year is a long time, 6 months full pay, 6 months half.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

hows your new book going Bert?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Have read a whole two pages last night
then I went out and played xbox with Norm. I have the day off tomorrow and intend to read it then as Dance Dance Dance arrived today.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I thought it was 9 months full
with an additional 3 months unpaid where the company has to keep your job open.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

not sure I know hers was 6 months full, 6 months half last time
I assumed the same for this.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

wrap a used sanitary towel up in its wrapper and leave it on your desk
she probably won't want your desk then, but if she does, say 'but this could have been MY BABY' and start crying
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

For fucks sake
If you had read the backstory you would know that Kitty once had an abortion on her office desk and is therefore a little sensitive about such things. Maybe you should consider that before mouthing off like a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Hahahaha!

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

READ ALL POSTS BEFORE POSTING

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's true
right next to the post-its. It was an awful mess.

You insensitive bastard!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Right, what you need to do is this:
1. Leave printouts of the latest infant-death statistics on her desk.
2. If you have access to her account, leave Google searches for "shaken baby syndrome" on the screen.
3. Stretch a condom over her phone receiver.
4. Make fake blood out of red food colouring and syrup, bite a few small chunks out of a marshmallow, stick the marshmallow on an untwisted wire coathanger, dip the marshmallow in the fake blood mix and leave the resultant drippy contraption in her pen holder.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Gifted
in a very peculiar way, is what you are Lab.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I like to think of it as 'touched'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)