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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:05,
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posting here
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:05,
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thought so
and look at you now. Part of the furniture.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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If Roota was furniture
she would be this chair:

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:12,
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Is it weird that I just nodded and went 'yeah you're right' when I saw that.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17,
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not the only one
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17,
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Well I cracked one out to that picture of that chair.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:31,
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I'm confused
I like Roota. I hate that chair. How can they be the same person/thing?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17,
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I can't believe you hate Roota when she is a chair
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:18,
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aww poor rootachair
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:26,
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I dress like that chair!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:18,
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I see
I suppose it's all good, as I wouldn't like you to just stand in my living room and sitting on you, so I can hate you as a chair, then.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:19,
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Hmm
I guess so.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:27,
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I so would!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:17,
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find other furniture that people from here would be
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:20,
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Please god no.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:21,
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oh don't be so miserable.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:27,
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Bobbypires would definitely
be that little footstool from Beauty and the Beast
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:22,
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the little puppy one?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24,
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hahahaha
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:25,
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I quite like that!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:29,
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there you go

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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ta
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:23,
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^ do it !!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:30,
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guess

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:31,
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who is that?
and where did you find it, it's quite nice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:32,
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I wonder who it could be
I think it's by a South African company called Weylands.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35,
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that'll be me then?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35,
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naturally
it's what you get if you type croissant chair
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:37,
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haha
there are other aspects of my personality you know
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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I should have googled
'metal chair' dammit
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:39,
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I want a chair picture now :(
one that ISN'T shaped like breasts
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:42,
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I'm working on it
you're not as obvious about your obsessions as the rest of them!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:49,
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them?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:51,
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sorry, us
I'm one of you I promise.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:52,
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Aww that's all pretty and sparkley :)
thanks.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:53,
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It's encased in amber!
do you geddit? eh? eh?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:54,
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I do :D
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:54,
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we also searched for pot, surfing and croissants
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:39,
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Ha! That came up in my search too
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:37,
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Is it made of hemp?
If so, I think I can guess.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:33,
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Supreme Crow

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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35,
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nice
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:36,
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that's brilliant.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:37,
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Kitty, I found you.

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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:22,
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TOTALLY
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:24,
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oh my god I want to be that chair so badly.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:27,
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on all fours
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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stop ruining it, it's too pretty to be filthy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:30,
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PS I found a Psychochomp chair

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:44,
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Haha, I was searching for "really boring chair"
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:45,
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no rape chairs?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46,
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I felt really dirty typing 'restraint chair'
I originally typed 'big chest' for you, foolishly expecting furniture.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:55,
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I considered doing that
but thought better of it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:57,
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thought better of it will do it later when the Mrs is out
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:58,
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she probably wouldn't mind
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:59,
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I found Monty

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:29,
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A chest that big is more like Amberl
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:30,
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badum tish!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:33,
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try the fish.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:34,
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It's a bit me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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that's what Mario says when he gets too close to the pirhana plants
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:44,
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never played Mario
deprived child right here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:45,
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I didn't
but her Italian accent was impeccable
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:48,
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you're on bleedin fire today
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:45,
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I've had maybe 8 coffees
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:55,
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are you to go like Fry in that episode of Futurama?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:55,
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I can't remember whether I've seen that episode
Or just remember it from being told about it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:56,
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he tries to drink 100 cups of coffee
and when he reaches 100 time slows down for him, it's brilliant.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:58,
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yes! Haha definitely.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:58,
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You really did
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:31,
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that's pretty good
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:31,
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VIPROS

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35,
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surprised no one googled a (s)mug tree
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:36,
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haha I googled smug chair and croissant shaped furniture
but this is the best I can do I think:

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:36,
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Oh that's like a surfboard so he'll like that
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:37,
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I also searched for marijuana leaf shaped chair but to no avail
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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Haha, I just searched for "huge bong"
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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hahaha
we know him so well
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:39,
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He's not the most complicated person in the world
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:39,
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sum me up in 5 words
and I'll tell you how well you know me
they can't all be smug
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:41,
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Smug stoner
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:42,
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I'm slightly more complex than that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:43,
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You only think that because you're so smug.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:45,
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I said slightly
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46,
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You're such a fireplace
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:37,
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someone wake the pandatron. You ready?
because you're really fucking hotI'm giggling to myself now.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:38,
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can't deny it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:40,
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hahah
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:43,
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Perfect!
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:35,
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I'll just leave this one here. Guess who.
Possibly slightly nsfw? I don't know. Didn't want to risk it.
www.tagbanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/vaginacouch.jpg
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:40,
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hahaha
oh god who would have that in their house?
It's worse than the vagina necklace thing
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:45,
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It would be comfy
But there's no need for the clitty bit and all that.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:46,
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imagine your parents'
look when they came round
"here have a cup of tea and take a..um...seat"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:55,
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I was trying to find you one Applebite
since we're reducing people down to single characteristics. Sadly nothing so I went with this for the fifties look
www.keepingit-realtor.com/images/2008/01/21/verner_panton_heart_cone_chair.jpg
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:00,
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Oo, sexy. :D
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:02,
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indeed
and quite modern looking
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:03,
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can i be a chair?
or have I not developed an image enough, yet?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:46,
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I'm torn between this

cos its crocheted, see.
or this:

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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:53,
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that's one crazy crocheted chair!
I'm totally going to crochet a chair!
I don't see the significance of the other, but it's a good shade of purple :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:54,
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Cos of your LARPing
And they look pretty historic :)
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:04,
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sweet!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:07,
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Labia Majora?

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Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:04,
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just WOW!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:06,
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on here
I'm belming at you right now, only it's a bit lopsided because my tongue stud gips my teeth if I do it properly.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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I thought so but it could have been a scouse thing
and the vol au vent comment positively baffled me. O'Hara you know how simple that is to do.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:08,
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the vol au vents thing refers to the way that we pretend like this is a real room
when new people arrive we'll say stuff like "pull up a chair, have some cake" and they'll go "ooh, *eats cake*", etc.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:13,
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no one offered me any pretend cake
fuckers.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:15,
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Come here
have a cake
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:16,
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*yum...............yum*
thanks you sweet spanish lady!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:18,
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You're welcome
Now, wash your hands and come here to watch tv.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:20,
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