i am the muppet in my neighbourhood this morning
i had a personal training session this morning (6.30am... applause please?) during which i passed out. apparently breakfast really is the most important meal of the day. what a tool.

anyway, when i recovered, she was making me do a bit of boxing, which i've never done before, it was great. until i inadvertently smacked myself in the chin. what a total tool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:36, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jesus girl
There are easier ways!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

i know...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I suppose you had the last laugh though?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

like when you try and take me on, you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Needless to say.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

that was a shit last word
try again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

What a great trainer.
Are you liable to pass out? Take up boxing, the sport for people with half a brain or less.

"it never done me any harm." Ken Cleanairsystems.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I have to say
I'd rather the scally boys were into boxing rather than using guns, knives and dogs as weapons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Amen sistah
Might also teach them some discipline and respect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I mean it as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

So do I
I saw a program where some guy was teaching inner city 'youfs' boxing. He pretty much had 3 different gangs of lads, all of whom took up boxing and stopped stabbing each other outside the Co-op.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's a really good way of getting people to concentrate on something
which not only gets them fit, but lets them get any aggression out, plus the guys that teach boxing and are normally fucking nails so they learn a bit of respect for elders too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Well, that's me told.
In mitigation, the boxers I met at school, were all nutters, who used their fists as weapons against anyone they wished to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Precisely
This guy had that place running with the utmost respect and discipline, probably because if a kid stepped out of line he'd legitimately belt seven shades of shit out of the tyke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

yeah i have been known to faint on several occasions
it was totally my fault though, and i was fine to carry on after a sports drink. i feel amazing now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

You could retell that story as
"I did some boxing training today and somebody passed out!"
Makes you sound more heroic, no need to mention who passed out and when
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)