You should at the earliest opportunity.
It's lovely. I like all game although jugged hare is a bit much even for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

in which case my plan goes
1.Drive in the countryside
2.Squash pheasant
3. ???
4.Delicious meal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

CHCB did this for christmas dinner once
technically you are supposed to offer roadkill to the driver behind you to prove you weren't hunting it using your car.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That happened to me once
I hit a pheasant at 60-ish mph, which damaged the front of my old Cavalier. A bloke in a Skoda going the other way stopped and picked it up. Presumably it was even more damaged than my car was.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I've heard this too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

3. hang it until the head falls off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I dont recommend squashing it
It's not terribly edible thereafter.

Step 3 is gutting and plucking/skinning, followed by cooking. It's the best bit!

Edit - and what Monty said.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

You have to do the bit where you put the tendons out of it's legs too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

A sharp whack with the back of a heavy knife usually helps.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I'm going to confiscate your apostrophes in a minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

ca'n I ple'ase ha've th'em fo'r m'y part'y?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

N'o.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I've got a stock of them
I bought a job lot from my local greengrocer.

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( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've seen Ray Mears
and have cooked at least one successful meal. I see no problem with step 3 AT ALL
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Did you see the one where he trapped a squirrel?
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

That sounds like a horrible euphemism.
(like 'strangling a darkie')
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What's strangling a darkie a euphemism for?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Being 'at stool'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Yuk. :/

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Creeping up behind a girl while she's having a poo
and grabbing it when it comes out of her bot bot.

Then throwing it at the back of her head.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Double yuk.
Thanks for that wonderful image.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Just watch out next time your doing a poo at a festival
I might be lurking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

find him first, then you can charge him for the service
it's not like you have a use for your poo, is it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Hmm, interesting idea.
I like it. Up front fee of £10 please Al.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

might will
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Perhaps Monty needs to give you back one of those apostrophes.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

*hig'h five's*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Pff't

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I fucking love Ray Mears
Ray Mears would shit all over that stupid cunt Bear Ghrylls. Bear Ghrylls said that the french foreign legion invented free running as a way of covering mountainous terrain more quickly. I think he was talking utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Well he certainly eats it.
The freak. Ray Mears is awesome. And he clearly knows what he's doing since he spends all that time out in the wilderness, hunting and foraging...and still manages to be fat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I like the one where he wrestles with some mongolian dudes
and then beats their champion "23 years of judo stood me in good stead, but these guys are hard, they don't even clear the stones away from the fighting area"

what a guy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

What a guy indeed.
Can you get more manly than that? I think not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

from 2:32
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Syq_9Utyeg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Brilliant
"nursing four cracked ribs" Bloody hell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

But I've gone and shot my mouth off like a cunt haven't I
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

It's only fucking true isn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Oh al.
*shakes head* What are we to do with you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You should punch me in the face
as hard as you can.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Okay.
I'll remember that next time I see you.
I'll warn you now though, I'm terrible at punching. I fight like a cat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

get some lessons off Lampers
she's like Nigel fucking Benn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'll quiz her on technique next time I speak to her.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

1. Get drunk
2. Draw back fist.
3. Flail.
4. If it connects, apologise - unless it's Chompy. Or Crow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

5) Profit!
Sounds pretty straight forward. Al won't know what's hit him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

"It appears to be a skinny blonde thing with two protusions emerging from its torso. What is this thing?!"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

One arm and a boob?
I might dress all in black and wear a mask and a cape. That'll really confuse him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

He might spot the beautiful shoes though.
Dozzles Update: I return from Leeds Bank Holiday Monday. I return to London on the 5th of September. Hit me up buttercup!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oo, ok
I'm arranging a lake party at some point between those two dates as well, so when I've figured out a date for that I shall let you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

The Dark Destroyer? I like that.
/had to google him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

that is an interesting fact though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)