shit a brick
my first ever big commercial website went live just now. been shitting frisbees all week, just passed the immediate troubleshooting phase, now into the relaxed, friday arvo, impending beer and flange phase.
what's been making you sweat this week?

alt q: what should i put as an alt q?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:02, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pray tell
What is the site?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I Love Horses 2:
Buttercup's Revenge
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Best of all the sites

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

i cannot
lest word of my smut peddling b3ta alter ego reaches the source of my beer money :(
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

And _that_ is why I keep on changing my name on here =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

you should ask what I should cook for tea
given that I have prawns I have to finish off thanks to Gonz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

what do you have to cook for tea?
the answer is a teabag.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I have prawns
and a tea bag
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Prawn tea!
That's got to be tasty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

i was discussing
prawn vodka last night. I think that would be bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

evil wrongness
dirty fuckin seabugs peering at me with their creepy undead eyes.

*shudders*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

yeah, but is there anything else you can put in a sandwich
which destroys as many individual creatures at one time?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

last night's chilli
when that gets out to sea it's gonna make the gulf oil spill look like a damp fart.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Wasps have been making me sweat this week
I had a nest in my roof near my front door. Fumbling with your keys is not fun when natures stripey bastards are dive bombing you.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

fuck wasps.
i spent a summer fighting a nest of those dirty great reddish black germanic fascist type wasps. it's in a qotw somewhere.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Well they're all dead now
the local bee keeper sorted them out good'n'proper
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

clicky
more wasp related japery here
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Bloody hell!
my neighbour hit a wasp nest with a strimmer and had to make a run for it. A few hours later he went back with petrol and burnt the fuckers out.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

the heat mostly
also, being broke
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Dance training.
And waiting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

waiting?
for something exciting?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

To see dangerboy again now he's back from amsterdam.
Problem is, I have to wait for a group outing seen as we were both too distracted last week to get each other's numbers. Gah!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

ooOO
exciting indeed. Good luck:)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Cheers :)
I might need it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Alt: you should ask what everyone's doing this weekend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

why?
i don't care about you feckless layabouts and your mundane weekends! i have mundanity of my own to plan not doing.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I just want to find out who's going out
so I can burgle them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I have nothing worth having

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

then why do you have it?
/zen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:30, Reply)

because it pleases me
in the long dark teatime of my soul

/non-zen-sical
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Linky please !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

i'm always cautious of sharing my work with the interwebs
90% of people are fine, but there's an undercurrent of petty vindictive rat bastards who'll take a shit on a stranger's life for kicks. internets pete shall remain for a while a nonny mouse.
it's a relatively major uk streetwear brand.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Cool, you can gaz it to me if you want my opinion on it =)
woh', that sounded big headed of me, I just mean, if you want someone to give it a once-over, lemmi know =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Ooh
I'm a little bit in the newsletter. I feel less grumpy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I seeee it!
Well done you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Aww thank you
was a bit surprised.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 18:04, Reply)